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Ridiculous insufficient intent “rule” is driving me insane. As is the way forwards get away with pushes in the back. Defenders don’t dare fall over to make it clear what happened 

 

It would be magnificent if Sydney can maintain this type of pressure up all night. 

 
23 hours ago, Demonland said:

Chris Scotts 300th game as coach next week. Happy to spoil another Geelong 300th. 

I foresaw the game and afterwards in my dream. Geelong led by 50 at half time, Gawn had marked inside the goal square just before the final siren sounded, he kicked a behind, all the Melbourne players were jumping upside down, we won by 1 point.

2am. Chris Scotts was still in the bar alone: I... I hat Melbourne. The bar attendant(a Melbourne supporter): Chris, you want me to play a song? Chris: yeah, let's... Iet's do it, a good one. The speaker: It's a grand old flag. It's a high flying flag... Chris: not... not bad, actually I... I like it, thanks...thanks mate. The bar attendant: My pleasure. 🙂

 


Tonight’s game another clear example of the ‘affects’ and ‘effects’ of mid season loading don’t you say @binman?

Just now, Jontee said:

who was that dill from the swans?

 

 

The one that didn’t get tackled but still got a HTB paid against him?  Terrible umpiring decision.

 
19 minutes ago, Palace Dees said:

I have alway liked Amarty. Out of contract at years end. Has had his share of injuries but I can see him in the red and blue next year. 

Ditto.

197cm , played less than 20 games. Great in the air and beautiful mover. Huge upside. Would be rapt to get him. 

14 minutes ago, Min Xie said:

I foresaw the game and afterwards in my dream. Geelong led by 50 at half time, Gawn had marked inside the goal square just before the final siren sounded, he kicked a behind, all the Melbourne players were jumping upside down, we won by 1 point.

2am. Chris Scotts was still in the bar alone: I... I hat Melbourne. The bar attendant(a Melbourne supporter): Chris, you want me to play a song? Chris: yeah, let's... Iet's do it, a good one. The speaker: It's a grand old flag. It's a high flying flag... Chris: not... not bad, actually I... I like it, thanks...thanks mate. The bar attendant: My pleasure. 🙂

 

This is amazingly obscure and I love it.

if someone could put those words into AI to create some artwork - that’d be amazing. 

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1 minute ago, Jontee said:

2 weeks?

 

Hope so.  Extremely silly thing to do.

2 minutes ago, deejammin' said:

The umpires are so one-sided towards Brisbane in this game it’s shameful!

Incredibly one sided. 

Edited by Winter Dan


Swans are getting absolutely rogered here by the umps. OMG

umps have inserted themselves into proceedings. harsh insufficient intent call leads to the goal

Second goal to Berry from a ridiculous decision. An uphill battle for the Swans. 

Edited by WalkingCivilWar


25 minutes ago, Jontee said:

who was that dill from the swans?

 

 

Deserves 4 weeks - Swans’ discount = 1-2

Just flicked over to the cricket think the commentary is just as bad as the footy. 

 

Pathetic Lions charity goal free, for not keeping ball in, or deliberate out, when a Lion actually tapped it out.

We are so disadvantaged in a way playing at the G.

While I am typing another Lions goal from a free. 

 

Edited by Redleg


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