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NON-MFC: Rd 11 2023

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19 minutes ago, Clintosaurus said:

Humphrey is going to be a ripper.

Yep. Amazing impact in only first year. 

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    31 minutes ago, Clintosaurus said:

    Humphrey is going to be a ripper.

    What a funny old fellow is Humphrey. He gets in all manner of strife.

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    Today’s absolute breakeven if GC beat Dogs, which they should.

    Every other result imaginable has gone our way today and we end where we started.

    I think top 2 is beyond us but top 4 is seriously up for grabs this year.

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    10 minutes ago, Winners at last said:

    What a funny old fellow is Humphrey. He gets in all manner of strife.

     

    3 minutes ago, Bang Bang Bang said:

    Jason Taylor was a big Humphrey fan, good to know he’s still got an eye for it. 

    And was there anyone who wasn’t a fan of Sir Humphrey?? As I recall Maggie Thatcher was a huge fan. 

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    7 minutes ago, monoccular said:

     

    And was there anyone who wasn’t a fan of Sir Humphrey?? As I recall Maggie Thatcher was a huge fan. 

    if you're going to do this damn silly thing, don't do it in this damn silly way

    mac andrew is SO thin

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    5 minutes ago, whatwhat say what said:

    if you're going to do this damn silly thing, don't do it in this damn silly way

    mac andrew is SO thin

    He turned sideways. Would you believe it ... he disappeared!!

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    Gee flicked over to the NRL game and a Canberra player collapsed on the field and started having seizures. Scary stuff

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    Mason Redman left a big poo in the toilet flying over on Friday. 
    I knew something was wrong when he just looked at the floor as he walked past me. 

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    Yep Dogs looking like stealing it here.

    Side note, I love the look of Bailey Humphrey as a potential future elite midfielder. I can see why our recruiting staff tried to trade up to get him last year. He’s the perfect blend of power, aggression and explosiveness. Very similar to Petracca. Would not be against trading first rounders to get him across.

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    Watching the umpires steal the game from the Suns.

    Paid a 50 and goal for moving 2 metres over the mark. Replay shows guy in the mark never moved an inch.

    And another free kick goal.

    Same umpire the last 3 goals.

    Frees 20-10 for Dogs.

    I hope Suns win and that umpire cries.

    Umpire 13 is clearly a Dogs fan.

     

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    Umpires have turned this game on its head! 

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    Disgusting umpiring

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    Also well done Jayden Hunt tonight. Currently has 31 disposals at 87% and doing all he can to keep the Eagles from folding. I’ll always have a soft spot for Jayden. He was super unlucky to miss playing in our premiership. He’s definitely better than some of the spuds we’ve had running around recently.

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    Some of the worst umpiring you will see. Really hope GC hang on. 

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