Start patting blokes in the back of the head after soft goals and no surprise you’ll start shipping goals from nowhere right after. 

Angus playing Sparrows role..

Helmet is on. His mum will be relieved 

Gus has found his helmet. 

the blue is horrible. 

why we not wearing dark blue?

Umps doing their job so far. Hope it continues.

Pickett seriously needs to think he's going to take mark of the year. Just stay down & crumb

Great hospital handball friita.

Nothing wrong with Salems sharpness so far

Cracking start by Salem

Wasted opportunity there Ed my boy. 

Running through us. Gonna nail those tackles!!!!

Margarine tackling dees.

Get a glove on them ffs

Tackles have to stick. No mucking around tonight. 

This is garbage by Melbourne. 

The atmosphere seems quite subdued.

Just now, Gawndy the Great said:

This is garbage by Melbourne. 

lol it is not. Port ain't bad.

Edited May 19, 20232 yr by praha

The Kosi missed mark again….

Langdon, surely a player knows their range.

Were not playing hawks , no millionaire stuff

5 minutes ago, DubDee said:

the blue is horrible. 

why we not wearing dark blue?

The blue is glorious and of it was dark blue there were be a clash.

My goodness we are terrible at kicking it too our forwards advantage!

That's not htb

The rains a here

Slippery conditions don't suit us