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3 hours ago, IvanBartul13 said:

6 - Kade Chandler - an elite, all-Australian-standard interpretation of his role.  Incredible attitude and a technically flawless performance.

5. Christian Petracca - will be the consensus BOG and an outstanding performance.

4. Clayton Oliver - an incredible player.

3. Angus Brayshaw - back to his best.

2. Kysaiah Kropinyeri-Pickett - a very good Pickett game.

1. Bayley Fritsch - deadly in front of goal when the result was in the balance.

When was that exactly? 
 

Edit: Haha! Yes, I guess he did kick that goal when there was only six points in it. Excellent point! 

Edited by Mel Bourne

 
 

6 - Tracc

5 - Kade

4 - Clayton 

3 - Brodie

2 - Fritta

1 - Kozzie 



Almost impossible task here, but North didn’t offer AFL level resistance.  

I’ll go with:

6.  Petracca

5.  Chandler

4.  Oliver

3.   Grundy

2.  Brayshaw

1.  Langdon

Special mentions:  Everyone else, except Harmes, who played a role, but didn’t spend much time on ground.

 

Tracc

Oliver

Chandler

ANB

Lingers

Viney

Grundy

11 hours ago, Demon Jack said:

6. Petracca

5. Chandler

4. Oliver

3. Grundy

2. Pickett

1. Hunter

 


6. Christian Petracca

5. Clayton Olivier

4. Kade Chandler

3. Brodie Grundy

2. Angus Brayshaw

1. Tom Sparrow

Honourable mentions;

Bayley Fritsch

Max Gawn

Edward Langdon

Alex Neal-Bullen

Kysaiah Pickett

Trent Rivers

Jack Viney

Steven May

From the Director's chair;

Will be seeking a new labour hire company. As the 'extras' were clearly not up to it. Witches hats will be painted bright orange in future.

Opposition hyperbole watch;

Swab the whole North Melbourne side. A bunch of imposters dreaming they were of AFL standard.

Adjudication;

Old habits die hard. Typically Razor pulled his celebrity umpire stunt, thinking he was the entertainment.

Media;

On a slow uneventful Saturday night, Carlton was the big news.

Sleepy Ubisoft GIF by Rabbids

 

I thought Grundy really struggled early.  He worked his way into the game but he wasn't in the best 6 over the night.

6. Petracca - clear BOG

5. Oliver - another strong performance

4. Chandler

3. Brayshaw

2. Fritsch

1. Pickett

Edited by Swooper1987

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Clarry still well ahead -
 

93. Clayton Oliver 

72. Christian Petracca

33. Brodie Grundy 

30. Jack Viney 

29. Jake Lever

26. Max Gawn 

18. Lachie Hunter Ed Langdon 

15. Kysaiah Pickett  

14. Angus Brayshaw 

11. Trent Rivers

10. Kade Chandler

9. Ben Brown Bayley Fritsch

7. Charlie Spargo 

6. Judd McVee

5. Jake Bowey Tom McDonald 

4. Tom Sparrow

3. James Jordon Alex Neal-Bullen

2. Jacob van Rooyen 

1. Michael Hibberd Harry Petty Steven May 

6 CYBORG TRAC

5 CHATANOOGA CHOO CHOO

4 ASTRO BOY CHANDLER

3 SOLOMAN GRUNDY

2 GREASY ROCKER FRITATTA

1 SPEEDY GONZALAS KOZZY

 

18 hours ago, IvanBartul13 said:

6 - Kade Chandler - an elite, all-Australian-standard interpretation of his role.  Incredible attitude and a technically flawless performance.

5. Christian Petracca - will be the consensus BOG and an outstanding performance.

4. Clayton Oliver - an incredible player.

3. Angus Brayshaw - back to his best.

2. Kysaiah Kropinyeri-Pickett - a very good Pickett game.

1. Bayley Fritsch - deadly in front of goal when the result was in the balance.

I’m with Ivan


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