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We have lifted… it’s the final 2 mins but we have finally lifted 😂


 

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EAT A BAG OF [censored] UMPIRES

28 minutes ago, layzie said:

JVR!

Who was the dimwit who said it was his last game?

 

26 minutes ago, layzie said:

Opened a can of worms here 

 

25 minutes ago, layzie said:

I'll say it again, where I'd the nuffy who said JVR was finished?

 

21 minutes ago, layzie said:

Come on Melbourne strike while the iron is hot!

 

18 minutes ago, layzie said:

The job is not done Melbourne 

 

13 minutes ago, layzie said:

Score review 

 

11 minutes ago, layzie said:

Priceless bin diesel goal!

 

10 minutes ago, layzie said:

It's curtains for the hubcaps from Punt Rd!

 

8 minutes ago, layzie said:

Good figure for the attendance lovers 

 

6 minutes ago, layzie said:

Whatever dude 

 

3 minutes ago, layzie said:

That's that 

Think you’re in the wrong thread dude 

I will just pop this here.

# Club M Pts % For Agt This Week Projected Next
1 St Kilda 6 20 142.9 % 510 357 Won @ Carl
82 – 60
4th: 56– pts, 113 % Friday
vs P.A.
2 Melbourne 6 16 129.4 % 630 487 Won vs Rich
96 – 78
1st: 60– pts, 123 % Saturday
vs N.M.
3 Essendon 5 16 128.0 % 498 389 Tuesday
@ Coll
8th: 48+ pts, 107 % Sunday
vs Geel
4 Collingwood 5 16 120.2 % 476 396 Tuesday
vs Ess
2nd: 60 pts, 119 % Sunday
@ Adel
5 Adelaide 6 16 115.9 % 591 510 Won @ Haw
79 – 76
9th: 48 pts, 106 % Sunday
vs Coll
6 Brisbane 6 16 113.8 % 594 522 Won @ GWS
108 – 87
5th: 56– pts, 112 % Saturday
vs Freo
7 Port Adel 6 16 101.6 % 521 513 Won vs WCE
109 – 69
7th: 52 pts, 105 % Friday
@ St.K
8 Carlton 6 14 92.4 % 451 488 Lost vs St.K
60 – 82
12th: 46 pts, 98 % Saturday
@ WCE
9 Geelong 6 12 137.7 % 632 459 Won vs Syd
130 – 37
3rd: 56 pts, 131 % Sunday
@ Ess
10 Sydney 6 12 105.7 % 535 506 Lost @ Geel
37 – 130
6th: 52 pts, 115 % Saturday
vs GWS
11 W Bulldogs 6 12 90.3 % 436 483 Won @ Freo
118 – 69
10th: 48 pts, 103 % Saturday
vs Haw
12 GWS Giants 6 8 91.6 % 490 535 Lost vs B.L.
87 – 108
13th: 32 pts, 89 % Saturday
@ Syd
13 Fremantle 6 8 89.9 % 473 526 Lost vs W.B.
69 – 118
15th: 32 pts, 87 % Saturday
@ B.L.
14 Gold Coast 6 8 85.5 % 461 539 Won vs N.M.
97 – 54
14th: 32 pts, 87 % Sunday
@ Rich
15 North Melb 6 8 73.9 % 436 590 Lost @ G.C.
54 – 97
18th: 20 pts, 70 % Saturday
@ Melb
16 Richmond 6 6 90.3 % 455 504 Lost @ Melb
78 – 96
11th: 46– pts, 106 % Sunday
vs G.C.
17 WC Eagles 6 4 72.6 % 470 647 Lost @ P.A.
69 – 109
16th: 24 pts, 79 % Saturday
vs Carl
18 Hawthorn 6 4 64.5 % 378 586 Lost vs Adel
76 – 79
17th: 24 pts, 76 % Saturday
@ W.B.
1 hour ago, Demon Dynasty said:

Doesnt have the break away pace Deemon.

Nor the strength to push off a big defender and take a contested.

From behind he might take a few if it sits nicely.

Heaps of physical gym & track work ahead to get himself up to this level.

JVR: three magnificent contested marks in the last quarter, resulting in three goals that turned the game. And unlike TMac and BBB the lad has plenty of upside to come.


4 minutes ago, chook fowler said:

There are other floaters in my house

I'm not touching that!!!!

43 minutes ago, dees189227 said:

Is Garry on, he'd be furious 

No Gary, was Richo, Hamish McLachlan and Daisy (turns out Fox is showing the 7 coverage)

13 minutes ago, layzie said:

That's that 

Wrong thread layz 

59 minutes ago, Beetle said:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Think you’re in the wrong thread dude 

Show some leniency on gameday! No-ones perfect 😘

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