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What's the rush Kozzie????  TAKE YOUR TIME AND SET IT UP SON

 
 

Clayton maybe feeling effects of the flu


2 minutes ago, IRW said:

Seriously grow up!

Do you go home and cry when they lose

Unlike you who gets very excited.

The last 2 minutes has been some of our cleanest method all night. Long may it continue.

 
Just now, Mincho Mania said:

Clayton maybe feeling effects of the flu

he is smoking them. just not much to hit going forward

7 minutes ago, Seraph said:

Petty and JVR have played about 2.5 games together up forward including tonight, and on the basis of forward half ball movement tonight I'd hardly judge them.

It's not judging them. It's just the way it is. Jvrs not ready and Petty is a defender.

 


Composure Tracc!!

I heard them say protected area behind the mark. There is NO protected area behind the mark its outside 5 so are umpires allowed to make up their own rules to suit themselves. 

30 minutes ago, Hellish Inferno said:

Darcy and Richo climaxing frequently on anything Richmond 

Not even a whimper for the Dees

Oh wait, here's Dusty

jizz in my pants GIF

Clowns

Is Clarry done?

Edit: sorry was crazy 

Edited by layzie

Tracc & Clarry mucking it for each other there


3 minutes ago, Mincho Mania said:

Clayton maybe feeling effects of the flu

No excuses. If he's not right don't play

It doesn't matter if we win tonight. Unless our game strategy significantly adjusts and can counter half decent pressure, we'll barely scrape into finals.


How is that not deliberate out of bounds? Umpires are cooked. 

We just can't seem to stop the bleeding. Until we do that we aren't in it 

 

My kingdom for a lethal Key forward!!


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