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14 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

 

Unrelated: didn’t know one can knight oneself. 

Neither did I until I tried it :)

 
11 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

Abstemious… one of my favourite words since it contains all the vowels and they’re in order. Same as my friend whose surname is Alexiou. 

As for @Bitter but optimistic, methinks it’s more a case of bitter and less so optimistic.😜

It’s funny, when I read one of BBO’s posts, I always “hear” the voice of the eunuch in game of thrones. 

2 minutes ago, Neil Crompton said:

It’s funny, when I read one of BBO’s posts, I always “hear” the voice of the eunuch in game of thrones. 

Oh, he’s gonna just LOVE that! 🤣

 
4 minutes ago, Sir Why You Little said:

You didn’t watch Warner Brothers Cartoons?

At least 40 years before Homer and Monty

Homer and Marge. Simpsons debuted in primetime in 1991. Minus 40 years, plus subtract a few for working memory: Calculate your age as 96? Of course I watched Warner Brothers cartoons. Sophie Lee alone is considered to have caused a $64 billion budget deficit due to workers rushing home. 

Mine is a reflection of my very, one could even say extreme,  one eyed view of footy - but I do remain quite surprised that neither I when I set it up, nor any of the several other pedants on this site, have picked up on my misspelling. 


25 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

Abstemious… one of my favourite words since it contains all the vowels and they’re in order. Same as my friend whose surname is Alexiou. 
 

Alexis Georgiou probably contains all the vowels you will ever need and in which way you choose to order them. 

31 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

Abstemious… one of my favourite words since it contains all the vowels and they’re in order. Same as my friend whose surname is Alexiou. 

As for @Bitter but optimistic, methinks it’s more a case of bitter and less so optimistic.😜

That is so facetious

 

:)

 

 

(oh, snap!)

Edited by jnrmac

 
12 minutes ago, skort said:

Homer and Marge. Simpsons debuted in primetime in 1991. Minus 40 years, plus subtract a few for working memory: Calculate your age as 96? Of course I watched Warner Brothers cartoons. Sophie Lee alone is considered to have caused a $64 billion budget deficit due to workers rushing home. 

Your sense of humour is somewhat different 

Foghorn Leghorn would have fun with you on the farm

Simpsons actually debuted in 1989 and originated on The Tracey Ulman show as 5 minute shorts

2 minutes ago, Sir Why You Little said:

Your sense of humour is somewhat different 

Foghorn Leghorn would have fun with you on the farm

Is that a threat? 


14 minutes ago, skort said:

Alexis Georgiou probably contains all the vowels you will ever need and in which way you choose to order them. 

One can never have too many vowels (looking at you, Polish language). I reckon Polish Scrabble must be the opposite to ours. Zs and Ys and Ks would be worth jack and the vowels would be worth the most.

You’re possibly of Polish descent Skort, so you should start to learn the language. This’ll give you an idea of how you’ll go…

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😂😂😂

20 minutes ago, Sir Why You Little said:

 

Foghorn Leghorn would have fun with you on the farm

 

 

The dog and the fence paling?

Edited by WalkingCivilWar

2 minutes ago, Gorgoroth said:

For me it was easy, it was the band who was playing.

Need heaps more information. The band that was playing when? Like at the exact same time as you chose the Dees? 

1 hour ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

@Slartibartfast Gotta know where this name comes from!

I used to be Baghdad Bob and before that Deefan.  I changed my name to Baghdad Bob when we were shocking, mainly under Neeld.  Many misinterpreted why I chose the name Baghdad Bob aka Muḥammad Saʿīd Al-Ṣaḥḥāf (comical ali, not chemical ali). He  was the information minister for Iraq during the invasion by the US led coalition and despite the terrible situation of Iraq at the time Baghdad was waveringly positive. I felt that we also needed to remain positive and hence the name. I kept it for a long time but when we won the GF last year the need for BB was past.

Slartibartfast, as has been pointed out, is probably my favourite character from The Hitchhikers Guide To The Galaxy and he's famous for saying "I'd much rather be happy than right, any day". It seems a good philosophy to me.


3 hours ago, DeelightfulPlay said:

Excellent, the legend of Bang Bnag Bang can live on!

The n is silent

So, the proper pronunciation is Bang Bag Bang

1 hour ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

Abstemious… one of my favourite words since it contains all the vowels and they’re in order. Same as my friend whose surname is Alexiou. 

As for @Bitter but optimistic, methinks it’s more a case of bitter and less so optimistic.😜

Now WCW, between you, dear Uncle Bitter and Dazzle Davey 36 you have clinched 1,2,3 in the Picket Fence Hall of fame!!! Problem is who's on first, what's on second, and I dunno is on third!! Strange strange Fantastic Dream that!

Ariel - A Strange Fantastic Dream (US IMPORT) CD NEW

Edited by picket fence

1 hour ago, skort said:

Homer and Marge. Simpsons debuted in primetime in 1991. Minus 40 years, plus subtract a few for working memory: Calculate your age as 96? Of course I watched Warner Brothers cartoons. Sophie Lee alone is considered to have caused a $64 billion budget deficit due to workers rushing home. 

A productivity deficit maybe mate? Not sure Sophie Lee would see government spending outstrip taxation. Strange metaphor, but I like it!

Edited by A F

1 minute ago, picket fence said:

Now WCW, between you, dear Uncle Bitter and Dazzle Davey 36 you have clinched 1,2,3 in the Picket Fence Hall of fame!!! Problem is who's on first, What's on second, and I dunno is on Third!! Strange strange Fantastic Dream that!

Ariel - A Strange Fantastic Dream (US IMPORT) CD NEW

I’m NOT playing second (or third) fiddle to the likes of @Bitter but optimisticor @dazzledavey36!!!!
Either I’m on top or please remove me from the Picket Fence Hall of Fame altogether!

BTW: not sure if you’re aware but I have pet chickens and therefore find the above pic terribly upsetting. But yeah, who doesn’t love a strange fantastic dream. Minus the two aforementioned posters, that is. 

1 hour ago, skort said:

Homer and Marge. Simpsons debuted in primetime in 1991. Minus 40 years, plus subtract a few for working memory: Calculate your age as 96? Of course I watched Warner Brothers cartoons. Sophie Lee alone is considered to have caused a $64 billion budget deficit due to workers rushing home. 

Hi Skort. Would that be the same Sophie Lee that played the sax in the band Freaked Out Flower Children? I saw them a couple of times on a Sunday night at the Cherry Tree in Cremorne back in the day. I think she was dating the lead singer, Gumpy, before she dated Mick Molloy. 

Edited by Rab D Nesbitt


2 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

I’m NOT playing second (or third) fiddle to the likes of @Bitter but optimisticor @dazzledavey36!!!!
Either I’m on top or please remove me from the Picket Fence Hall of Fame altogether!

BTW: not sure if you’re aware but I have pet chickens and therefore find the above pic terribly upsetting. But yeah, who doesn’t love a strange fantastic dream. Minus the two aforementioned posters, that is. 

Before its time ALBUM WCW, I have both a signed Vinyl edition and C.D.

Also Ariels next Album Rock and Roll Scars is a "CLASSIC"🤩

9 minutes ago, picket fence said:

Before its time ALBUM WCW, I have both a signed Vinyl edition and C.D.

Also Ariels next Album Rock and Roll Scars is a "CLASSIC"🤩

I’ve not heard of Ariel. Should I check her/them out? Not sure it’s my thang though.

Edit: I gave Ariel a listen. Yeah nah, defs not up my alley. In fact, my phone almost keeled over, it thought someone had hacked into my Spotty account. 😁

Edited by WalkingCivilWar

8 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

I’ve not heard of Ariel. Should I check her/them out? Not sure it’s my thang though. 

Do yourself a Favour WCW Check out Jamaican Farewell, Psychopathic Cowpoke, Chicken [censored], Worm turning Blues and from Rock and Roll Scars the whole friggen album is GROUSE!!

 
23 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

I’m NOT playing second (or third) fiddle to the likes of @Bitter but optimisticor @dazzledavey36!!!!
Either I’m on top or please remove me from the Picket Fence Hall of Fame altogether!

BTW: not sure if you’re aware but I have pet chickens and therefore find the above pic terribly upsetting. But yeah, who doesn’t love a strange fantastic dream. Minus the two aforementioned posters, that is. 

Sashay Away All Hail The Queen GIF by Tokyo Cowboys

1 minute ago, picket fence said:

Do yourself a Favour WCW Check out Jamaican Farewell, Psychopathic Cowpoke, Chicken [censored], Worm turning Blues and from Rock and Roll Scars the whole friggen album is GROUSE!!

You lost me at Psychopathic Cowpoke. And pray tell the censored word after “chicken” is not what I think it might be. 
Maybe I’ll revisit this album one day when I’m bound and gagged and can’t leave the dungeon, for example. 


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