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2 hours ago, Demon Jack said:

First time I've seen JVR in person.

He's a seriously big unit.

YES ! How big are his thighs? ! He is an exciting prospect.

 
13 minutes ago, Monocology said:

Love feeling startstruck. Still stoked that Chrissy Amphlett once called me 'handsome' - overly generous to the extreme.

I vividly remember her eyeballing me at the first gig I ever went to as a 15yo. I was starstruck.

Sorry Mono she's mine .

RIP Rock goddess 

I bought a sausage - thanks chef , very tasty.Will buy one next week too.

 
42 minutes ago, chook fowler said:

looks like his voice has finally broken.

So they have finally droped

1 hour ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

And he’s still growing!

Steady yourself WCW ,he is only a boy


39 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

ima not touching that 😑

you beat me to it

45 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

The highlight of my day was when Gussy thanked me for coming. HE thanked ME! GUSSY THANKED ME FOR COMING!!!!!! 

edit: so excited I forgot to tell y’all my response: I said, “All good Gussy, I’ll see you here again next week” 😃

Calm down girl he is just a footy player.Sigh

 

Sausages, you can grill them, fry them, par boil them, but at the end of the day, they are still sausages!

3 minutes ago, forever demons said:

Steady yourself WCW ,he is only a boy

Sweet mother of god! I’m old enough to be his older sister. 😁

I actually told him he’s not done growing yet and he’s still got a ways to go and he said, “I hope so!” very enthusiastically. So this was the one time that a player has outdone me on the excitement scale. 


1 minute ago, forever demons said:

Calm down girl he is just a footy player.Sigh

Just a footy player???!!!!!!!

He’s part of what brought us all immense joy last year, remember?

pfft, just a footy player. 

2 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

Sweet mother of god! I’m old enough to be his older sister. 😁

I actually told him he’s not done growing yet and he’s still got a ways to go and he said, “I hope so!” very enthusiastically. So this was the one time that a player has outdone me on the excitement scale. 

umm Maybe Aunty WCW is a better fit

19 minutes ago, Dingo said:

YES ! How big are his thighs? ! He is an exciting prospect.

Geez, imagine if I said this! 
But yeah, he does have big thighs. 

1 hour ago, layzie said:

How's Spargo's voice looking?

sounds like Pee Wee Herman.  no one passed him the ball when he called for it

1 minute ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

Geez, imagine if I said this! 
But yeah, he does have big thighs. 

So you noticed umm


16 minutes ago, Dingo said:

I bought a sausage - thanks chef , very tasty.Will buy one next week too.

"THE DINGO ATE MY SAUSAGE" - Chef

Just now, forever demons said:

So you noticed umm

Yeah and he said “hello… my face is up here!”

At the risk of talking selections one would presume no JvR due to lack of crowding around him for congratulatory announcement.

no unforced changes it seems from training run


I don't get everyone jumping at shadows with Trac

It has been reported that the hairline fracture does not impact his play as pain is the only issue and can be managed. so this is no issue

The only issue is the corky and if he is fine to play then play him.  he has 7 days to recover for the Cats

We are a real chance to lose to the Lions, their fwd line is playing better, they get 2-3 good players back and have confidence from last week.  How will we feel if we leave out Trac and then lose?

I agree if Trac was high risk to exacerbate an injury to leave him out but I dont believe this to be the case (happy to be corrected)

Just read that Goody said Trac will play and us fully fit. Come on goody I doubt he could be full fit.

How was max looking? He is a people person to so surely he was interacting with the fans

 

We are clearly dragging some carcases to the line, so it makes sense that Tmac is not playing. How many half fit players can you play together before it all blows up in your face?

 

Did anyone notice if JVR was training with the group last week in the Thursday session?

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