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35 minutes ago, 4_Kent_Watts said:

Imagine her letting one loose on the ground tonight. 

Remember that poor little piglet out on the ground all those years ago? No thanks. 😑

 

On the tram, 30 mins away from my first pint

so pumped. 

cracking day, apparently lots of Dees in the city already 

4 hours ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

There may well be but they'd be closet fans since you’re considered a little soft if you can’t handle that huge fishy slap in the face that only FF provides. 😁

That is true. Nothing like a fresh flipper to the face!

 
2 minutes ago, DubDee said:

On the tram, 30 mins away from my first pint

so pumped. 

cracking day, apparently lots of Dees in the city already 

I just snuck a couple of arvo pints at the rosstown ;)

Saw Jimmy Jordon there with his Mum actually. Very sad for him.

 

Edited by Action Jackson

Greetings all,

Long time reader, first time poster. I come in peace ✌️

The Swans are a very good side but still beatable. 

There have been some positive signs of improvement up forward for the Dees so I am tipping a 16 point win for MFC. Pickett is in great form, Fritsch is getting there as well and I have a feeling Ben Brown will step up a notch like last year.

Carn the Dees! 🤘


7 minutes ago, Action Jackson said:

I just snuck a couple of arvo pints at the rosstown ;)

 

Slow down there! You won't make the opening bounce at that rate!

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5 minutes ago, Action Jackson said:

I just snuck a couple of arvo pints at the rosstown ;)

Saw Jimmy Jordon there with his Mum actually. Very sad for him.

 

Why didnt you tell me?  Could have joined you.

Getting ready for my first and probably last game of the season.

Now come ON the dees.

 

Just now, No. 31 said:

Greetings all,

Long time reader, first time poster. I come in peace ✌️

The Swans are a very good side but still beatable. 

There have been some positive signs of improvement up forward for the Dees so I am tipping a 16 point win for MFC. Pickett is in great form, Fritsch is getting there as well and I have a feeling Ben Brown will step up a notch like last year.

Carn the Dees! 🤘

Welcome 31!

 
9 minutes ago, Action Jackson said:

I just snuck a couple of arvo pints at the rosstown ;)

Saw Jimmy Jordon there with his Mum actually. Very sad for him.

 

Nothing wrong with a couple of early settlers

hopefully May wasn’t there too??

6 minutes ago, DubDee said:

Nothing wrong with a couple of early settlers

hopefully May wasn’t there too??

Can confirm May wasn't there thankfully....


The wife has dressed me to survive a blizzard.

Dees by 7 goals.

3 minutes ago, Jontee said:

The wife has dressed me to survive a blizzard.

Dees by 7 goals.

You’ll be thanking her soon enough!

11 minutes ago, DubDee said:

Nothing wrong with a couple of early settlers

hopefully May wasn’t there too??

Nothing wrong with it at all, just wish I was there already.

I bought myself a robot vacuum cleaner for Father’s Day, it works a treat. I’ve called him Rick Lever as he cleans up everything in front of him.

Over to you Rick - get rid of that scum and do my vacuum proud.

Just now, In Harmes Way said:

I bought myself a robot vacuum cleaner for Father’s Day, it works a treat. I’ve called him Rick Lever as he cleans up everything in front of him.

Over to you Rick - get rid of that scum and do my vacuum proud.

What brand out of curiosity?


3 minutes ago, layzie said:

Nothing wrong with it at all, just wish I was there already.

I was planning on watching tonight beer free...as the day goes on it has become apparent that is just not going to happen.

Go Dees!

Just now, layzie said:

What brand out of curiosity?

Roborock S6 maxv. It’s great!

2 minutes ago, In Harmes Way said:

I bought myself a robot vacuum cleaner for Father’s Day, it works a treat. I’ve called him Rick Lever as he cleans up everything in front of him.

Over to you Rick - get rid of that scum and do my vacuum proud.

On several levels this doesn't compute😐🤔

Just now, The Swimming Dee said:

I was planning on watching tonight beer free...as the day goes on it has become apparent that is just not going to happen.

Go Dees!

I was planning on this as well, I still might during the game but gee I could use a cold one right about now!

1 minute ago, In Harmes Way said:

Roborock S6 maxv. It’s great!

Woo Premo level stuff there!


4 hours ago, daisycutter said:

doubt it was the red bull, wcw. more likely you overdid the breakfast sausages

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OVERDONE???? THEY ARE COOKED TO PERFECTION WCW!🥰

I'm about to have a slice of carrot cake, and a noice cuppa tea. Then a short pre match nap. (Yep, I'm letting loose!)

I've got my thermals laid out, ready to head off in a few hours.

 

 

 

Extremely toey about tonight’s game. Sydney are a danger side however we are the champs and my word wouldn’t it be great to smack those arrogant Sydney-siders.
 

Engage MFC finals mode 🔥💪

2 minutes ago, Winners at last said:

I'm about to have a slice of carrot cake, and a noice cuppa tea. Then a short pre match nap. (Yep, I'm letting loose!)

I've got my thermals laid out, ready to head off in a few hours.

 

 

Now calm yourself winny dont peak to early


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