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NON-MFC: Round 23, 2022

Demonland
in Melbourne Demons

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10 minutes ago, Demonland said:

Saints couldn’t hit the side of a barn. 

The moneyball disco hasn’t worked. Post  the retirement rush, Rats has now had to embrace the grassroots agrarian revolution given the paucity of home grown talent on their list.

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Luke and Rats - Che and Fidel?

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    The Saints v Swans game is going to quickly age those that want a week 1 MCG final.

    nerve racking!

    Swans probably need to get another 48 points added to the margin.

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    Carlton winning contested touches by 50!!

    im so glad the pies ‘one trick’ is being found out 

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    1 minute ago, layzie said:

    When Carlton gets on top in clearances they are seriously fun to watch.

    That’s a stretch!!!

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    1 minute ago, Brownie said:

    Saints missed two more easy opportunities. Gaah

    And... Then back down the other end for a swannies goal. Ten points up

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    Saints just lack polish, should be winning this  

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    4 minutes ago, Sir Why You Little said:

    That’s a stretch!!!

    Reckon the biased goggles are on SWYL?

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    1 minute ago, Brownie said:

    He's back out there. Evidently he ran off freely. Might have had to duck in to squeeze out a quick Scomo 

    A sneaky Brownie perhaps?

     

    thanks

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    3 minutes ago, DubDee said:

    Any Buddy update?

    Heard on ABC radio that it was a finger that got taped up.

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    How good is it being able to sit back and enjoy the footy knowing we have a double chance regardless of the results. 

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    4 minutes ago, Brownie said:

    He's back out there. Evidently he ran off freely. Might have had to duck in to squeeze out a quick Scomo 

    That's a bit rough but bloody funny.

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    Carlton fans would be [censored] each other and talking premiership about now.

    I hate the filth ( who doesn't) but I'd love to see them to nut Carlscum on the last kick of the day.

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    4 minutes ago, layzie said:

    Reckon the biased goggles are on SWYL?

    Carlscum or Coll are never fun to watch unless they are being thrashed!!

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    Why so useless Saints. Why? 
    You’ve been trash since 1786. 

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    6 minutes ago, Brownie said:

    He's back out there. Evidently he ran off freely. Might have had to duck in to squeeze out a quick Scomo 

    Does that mean we won’t find out for 2 years that he was actually doing about 6 things?

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