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3 hours ago, DubDee said:

Gold!

B and E!

B and E

B and E

Love this, Dub! Sounds like a perfect chant for a cheer squad to start. 😜

 
4 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Just came up on Fox sports news on my phone.

Apparently someone has Brocken into Cox's apartment and stolen his goggles !!!!!!!

Classic !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Surely they’ll just need to look at their membership database to find the culprit 😏

On 8/9/2022 at 4:08 PM, Sideshow Bob said:

He certainly a different cat big Cox - certainly super nice and engaging to talk to away from footy.

unfortunately everyone from every club gets stuck into Max - knees to the guts, off ball blocks, shoves and very rarely gets gets any umpire protection. What annoys me more is our players don’t seem to notice it just like the umps, I think it’s Max just gets up and goes along like nothing happened. If he was my teammate I’d be flying the flag and getting stuck into anyone that touches him. We don’t and it’s a blight on us 

Any x  Ruckman would notice just how much crap Max has to put up with, and Cox's idea about going in sideways with your knees out in front of you doesn't seem to catch the ire of maggots either. The advantage in Max is his height/physique, what is he expected to do, stoop down to the same height?

These people actually adjudicate the game, yet they seem to be happy to bring shame on the game by penalizing continuously  ball players, and which cannot be said for opposition that target quite openly special players.

 
2 hours ago, Heart Beats True said:

Surely they’ll just need to look at their membership database to find the culprit 😏

Would be a one eyed Carlton supporter

7 minutes ago, Demons1858 said:

Would be a one eyed Carlton supporter

Why would he need two goggles though??


2 hours ago, Heart Beats True said:

Surely they’ll just need to look at their membership database to find the culprit 😏

That’s about 100,000 likely suspects! Will never be solved.

4 hours ago, Fork 'em said:

There was another earlier in the year against the Lions that was the crudest one I've seen.
Looked like he was flying through the air with some Kung Fu Matrix move with the sole intent to drive his knee into the opponents back.
Funnily enough I couldn't find any vision but here's what I did find.
King and Cornes discussing the incident.

 

Collingwood tall Mason Cox has also come under fire for planting his knee into the back of Brisbane defender Brandon Starcevich.

Cornes says Cox’s “crude” act is a “reportable offence” that should be looked at by Match Review Officer Michael Christian.

“I thought that was deliberate, I thought it was late and when we’re looking at the ability to cause a significant kidney injury or a fracture of the back, that was that,” he said.

“This guy is a weapon out there – he’s 211cm with a pointy knee driving it into the back of an opponent who is helpless who’s done the right thing to go back with the flight of the ball, all the things we love about the sport.

“He’s got there really late with a knee, he’s lucky that there was no damage done. It has to be (a reportable offence).

“It’s every bit worse than what Gardiner did and it was one of the most crude things I’ve seen on the footy field this year – late, deliberate, aggressive and the ability to cause significant harm.

“I reckon he’ll get a fine, that’s what I’m nervous about, and I think Gardiner will get a fine too. I’m usually on the players’ side, I lean to the players because I understand how difficult this game is to play … I’m not leaning with the players on either of these.

“I hope they get one week and I wouldn’t be upset, particularly with Mason Cox, if he got two.

King also weighed in on the Cox incident: “This is a man who couldn’t mark the ball on this occasion, the ball was dropping ahead of him getting to the contest.

“He doesn’t even compete with his arms, he gives up with his hands, he’s not marking the ball, but still chooses to stay angular with his knee and he knows he’s going to make significant trauma to the ribcage of his opponent.

“This is if not one week, it is more.”

 

 

Deport Him

9 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Just came up on Fox sports news on my phone.

Apparently someone has Brocken into Cox's apartment and stolen his goggles !!!!!!!

Classic !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Being a Colinwood player, they're probably on top of his head. 

 

1 hour ago, Stiff Arm said:

Er, he's now a citizen of Oz 

Dual citizenship so we can deport behalf of him

Best way to get even with this guy is to do it out on the ground, show him up for the muppet that he is by beating him and his team.

Just go to Specsavers Beagle Boy🤪


10 hours ago, sue said:

Dual citizenship so we can deport behalf of him

Send half his brain to Hawaii and give the other half to de Goey. 

I hope I never hear the USA USA chant ever again.  Almost as bad as the moaning answer to the question “which body part of your most often holds your daddy’s willie”?  Colon Would, Colon would….

17 hours ago, Stiff Arm said:

Er, he's now a citizen of Oz 

Never lost a game as an Australian citizen either.

He's kinda like their jake bowey of late 2021 era 

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