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What a mongrel act by Cox. Knees Max in the guts and only gives away a free.Not going for the ball. Just a free? Surely a deliberate , dirty ย action like that is a reportable offence? What do others think?

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Mason Cox is an entitled disrespectful c***. Gave the Melbourne supporters the middle finger on the way to the bench smiling, thinks he's good it's actually sad.

And that dog act on Max was inexcusable but nothing to report unfortunately, it was just dirty.

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5 hours ago, Deenooos_ said:

Mason Cox is an entitled disrespectful c***. Gave the Melbourne supporters the middle finger on the way to the bench smiling, thinks he's good it's actually sad.

And that dog act on Max was inexcusable but nothing to report unfortunately, it was just dirty.

To be fair he didnโ€™t give the finger, he waved his arm as if to say โ€œturn it up!โ€ Which was quite funny actually. But agree dog act to knee Max. I really wish our players had brought more heat in response to theirs.

6 hours ago, Bobby McKenzie said:

What a mongrel act by Cox. Knees Max in the guts and only gives away a free.Not going for the ball. Just a free? Surely a deliberate , dirty ย action like that is a reportable offence? What do others think?

At least a $1500 fine. It was a dog act. ย 


1 hour ago, Spargonicus said:

To be fair he didnโ€™t give the finger, he waved his arm as if to say โ€œturn it up!โ€ Which was quite funny actually. But agree dog act to knee Max. I really wish our players had brought more heat in response to theirs.

Who does he think he is? Hulk Hogan?ย ๐Ÿ˜›

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took max for brunch as a means of apology

lifting his knee into the oppo ruck is something he does sort of regularly - it's obviously something he doesn't necessarily intentionally...but it is dirty

he's a 30 year old man who behaves like a teenager


Never paid much attention to him previously, but between him acting like a tool and the pies fans singing that nauseating โ€œUSA USAโ€ chant Iโ€™ve developed a strong dislike for the bloke.

2 hours ago, Spargonicus said:

To be fair he didnโ€™t give the finger, he waved his arm as if to say โ€œturn it up!โ€ Which was quite funny actually. But agree dog act to knee Max. I really wish our players had brought more heat in response to theirs.

Oh my bad, I guess I interpreted wrong thanks.ย 

3rd sentence, same they should have gotten right back into them after ganging up on Langdon...

1 hour ago, layzie said:

Who does he think he is? Hulk Hogan?ย ๐Ÿ˜›

Right? Does he think he has any relevance in the comp? He gets taken in as an American, gets paid a ridiculous amount of money for being ย a [censored] player and behaves as if he's something special. He should be humble for being given the opportunity to play AFL.

Now you know why Brodie has cracked it.


Anybody here watch โ€œVeepโ€?

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He might be dirty, but they have looked tougher, stronger and more resilient than us in each of our last 3 meetings. The only way to respond to this stuff, and to their general physical domination of us is to raise the intensity at our end...give back bettet than what we get...

45 minutes ago, Mel Bourne said:

Anybody here watch โ€œVeepโ€?

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More of a 'The Thick of It' man myself.

As for Mason, he is a total Cox Head.ย 

Mentioned his slagging us off in 2018 on Twitter after getting thumped by the Eagles, his dog act against Max on Friday and him flipping our supporters off running off the ground.

What a gronk.

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37 minutes ago, Colin B. Flaubert said:

More of a 'The Thick of It' man myself.

As for Mason, he is a total Cox Head.ย 

Mentioned his slagging us off in 2018 on Twitter after getting thumped by the Eagles, his dog act against Max on Friday and him flipping our supporters off running off the ground.

What a gronk.

Both shows created by the same person (Armando Iannuci). You might enjoy it.ย 

2 minutes ago, Mel Bourne said:

Both shows created by the same person (Armando Iannuci). You might enjoy it.ย 

Indeed. Loved the 'Death of Stalin' as well.


I saw him at the supermarket last week and was very tempted to ram my trolley into the back of him. Iโ€™m not a violent person but he irritates the hell out of me.

Just now, Colin B. Flaubert said:

Indeed. Loved the 'Death of Stalin' as well.

Heโ€™s far from a household name, but maybe my favourite living satirist.ย 

Hard to get past โ€œIโ€™m Alan Partridgeโ€ as my favourite thing heโ€™s done.ย 

It is quite simple. Cox is nothing but an absolute [censored].

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37 minutes ago, jane02 said:

I saw him at the supermarket last week and was very tempted to ram my trolley into the back of him. Iโ€™m not a violent person but he irritates the hell out of me.

You should have Jane. And bloody hard too.ย 

13 minutes ago, Bobby McKenzie said:

You should have Jane. And bloody hard too.ย 

It was tempting but I am a law abiding citizen like all of us Demon supporters ๐Ÿ˜‡


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