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17 minutes ago, faultydet said:

Don't get me started on "Secretaries Day"

A cynical money grab by the florist industry.

Your mum is your secretary?! 

 

Traffic is diabolical. Good luck to anyone getting there on time if you're not already in the city.

 

Last year we beat a top 4 contender in the swans on my birthday in a tough and tight contest. Looking forward to more of the same today

Just now, praha said:

Traffic is diabolical. Good luck to anyone getting there on time if you're not already in the city.

That ship’s sailed for me. Rn I’m on a packed replacement bus, the driver of which is clearly not going to the footy today since he’s taking his sweet time, lazy mofo. Maybe he drives a hearse for his usual job and he’s forgotten it’s the weekend. 🤨


Hmmm…. Seems Storm fans don’t have mums. On this train station platform there’s me and a tonne of Storm supporters. Interesting. 

 
5 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

Hmmm…. Seems Storm fans don’t have mums. On this train station platform there’s me and a tonne of Storm supporters. Interesting. 

Storm are a very good team to follow. You are always guaranteed finals & when Melbourne were going bad it was good to have the Storm to support


They’re fully aware of the challenge before them. The Saints will come hard early on, let’s not wait for the 3rd.
 

Get it done early.

Fox are all in on the Aints.

1 minute ago, dees189227 said:

Storm are a very good team to follow. You are always guaranteed finals & when Melbourne were going bad it was good to have the Storm to support

Their fans are great (in general). I’m having the most fun with a heap of them on the train rn. And they don’t hate the Dees. 😃


If Kayo want to put the price up they might want to fix it first. Keeps stopping and going back 30 seconds.


Jesus christ we are incredibly sloppy 

 

Come on Plugga..... lets have a huge 200th son!


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