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How could he choose to leave after one season?! he was the great hope.

we didn’t know he was rubbish back the. 

TRIGGERED!!

 
2 hours ago, Chelly said:

Shouldn’t this be in the NO T$, NO BS thread?

I think it would violate one of the main tenets of the thread, if not both.

 

We need to delist a few forwards to keep drafting KPF’s. Even if they do play for. Casey

 

Casey is stacked with talls and we have 3 KPF’d playing AFL each week, regardless if many here aren’t happy with our Key fwd players

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27 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Without doubt, the best one liner I've seen in years!!!!

Still chuckling !!!!!

Chuckling, or chucking, BBO?

If he really is a 203 cm tall marking forward who can ruck, why hasn't he played yet?  Maybe he is NQR, apart from his name

https://www.easynamechange.com/au/legal-name-change/how-do-i-legally-change-names/#:~:text=Any Australian citizen or permanent,or removing your spouse's name.


Would be the greatest name redemption in history if he showed up and became a beloved club figure.

15 hours ago, Lexinator said:

Oh boy, this thread might trigger some here 😳 😬 🙃

I have been triggered.

16 hours ago, Fat Tony said:

Our captain would vomit at the thought. 

I already have.

16 hours ago, Little Goffy said:

And what do we do if we have a choice of taking him or Dustin Martin?

Find a way to tank for a priority pick so we can get both?


I just looked at his junior highlight reel 

Is he just a big  huge fish in a small pond?  I guess one can only play against those who are there.

I would be interested in JT's opinions. 

 

 

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