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Cody Weightman has such sublime skill. His ability to draw the free kick is eliteโ€ฆ.

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2 minutes ago, Nascent said:

Weightman couldn't throw himself backwards any further. That stuff should start being fined to get it out of the game.ย 

McKay got a fine for something less blatant last week. Watching Weightman do that was unpleasant

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Don't know how much the North Melbourne coach is paid to turn up and take responsibility for this but it's clearly not enough.

6 minutes ago, DeeZee said:

Yeah I donโ€™t love Cody Weightman at all.

Throws his head back every week

Doesn't need to. Can play


lol imagine being torn apart by Cody Weightman. Sucks to be Essendon or North.

Just now, Mr Steve said:

Don't know how much the North Melbourne coach is paid to turn up and take responsibility for this but it's clearly not enough.

I reckon he might be in a fair bit of trouble before years out

Apart from geelong I donโ€™t thinks there is another team that stages for free kicks more than the Bulldogs.ย 

It a joke and embarrassing if u r a dogs or cats supporter.ย 
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God I hate the dogs and cats.

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1 minute ago, Return to Glory said:

Doesn't need to. Can play

Just donโ€™t like the way he goes about it.

Must be the cut of his jibย 


Maybe they should use the โ€˜Precisionโ€™ footy, a two-coloured ball might be easier for North to find.ย 

As much as I dislike the bulldogs free ride with the umps and weightman milking frees, part of me wants to see a game that surpasses our 186 horror.ย 

3 minutes ago, Return to Glory said:

Doesn't need to. Can play

If he put in as much effort into finding the ball as he did playing for free kicks, he mightโ€™ve got himself a disposal in the GF.

1 minute ago, Nascent said:

As much as I dislike the bulldogs free ride with the umps and weightman milking frees, part of me wants to see a game that surpasses our 186 horror.ย 

I thought the same Nascent. I feel guilty.


13 minutes ago, Maldonboy38 said:

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Watching the Roos v Dogs is tough.ย 

Not pleasant viewing at all.ย 
During a match like this, I notice things that I probs otherwise wouldnโ€™t notice. Case in point: North have a player named Atu Bosenavulagi. Thatโ€™s a six-syllable surname.
Not including hyphenated surnames, the only past or current player with more syllables in his surname that I can think of is Robert DiPierDomenico. Thatโ€™s seven syllables!ย 

Ugle-Hagan is terrible


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3 minutes ago, Mr Steve said:

Now I know how other supporter felt watching us play ten years ago.

It's a strange recipe of pity mixed with ambivalence, with a sprinkle of "why don't they just give up and fold"?


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