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Good kick Joe, nail these pretenders

 

Stewart out for Narkle will result in the 4 points in the end 

no way the Cats can control Daniher, McStay and the small fwds all night

7 minutes ago, Chook said:

Not worried in the slightest about either of these sides. Honestly it's Melbourne vs Melbourne this year (i.e., we'll only lose if we're "off" IMO).

Yep, we need to schedule a lot of practice matches against ourselves come finals.....

 

The cats fans make West Coast fans seem reasonable and well mannered 


Just now, Bitter but optimistic said:

throw from danger surely

Unbelievable non call, but seems like their is no such thing as incorrect disposal in this game 

 

Not sure what the umpires are doing…

1 minute ago, Rod Grinter Riot Squad said:

Unbelievable non call, but seems like their is no such thing as incorrect disposal in this game 

 

Not sure what the umpires are doing…

Judging by the umpiring this quarter, they're hitting the Malop St nightclubs

 

Unusual poor kicking from Cats

they should be up by 4-5 goals. 

Fire up Lions!!!!!

God I hate Geelong. 

Bunch of entitled knobs. 

Can’t wait for us to beat them again. 


Harmes, Viney or Sparrow to tag Neale when we play Brisbane? Has had no impact tonight and they are a much worse side when he's down

Why is everyone going for Brisbane?

Surely we take any loss we can get from Brisbane and keep them away from top 2. I have no interest in facing Brisbane at the GABBA in a qualifying or prelim final in the event we don’t finish top 2 or stuff up a home qualifying final.

1 minute ago, Bring-Back-Powell said:

Why is everyone going for Brisbane?

Surely we take any loss we can get from Brisbane and keep them away from top 2. I have no interest in facing Brisbane at the GABBA in a qualifying or prelim final in the event we don’t finish top 2 or stuff up a home qualifying final.

BECAUSE WE DESPISE THE CATS AND THAT OVERRIDES ANY LOGIC

sorry for yelling

2 minutes ago, Bring-Back-Powell said:

Why is everyone going for Brisbane?

Surely we take any loss we can get from Brisbane and keep them away from top 2. I have no interest in facing Brisbane at the GABBA in a qualifying or prelim final in the event we don’t finish top 2 or stuff up a home qualifying final.

Because we f k n hate the cats!! 


2 minutes ago, Bring-Back-Powell said:

Why is everyone going for Brisbane?

Surely we take any loss we can get from Brisbane and keep them away from top 2. I have no interest in facing Brisbane at the GABBA in a qualifying or prelim final in the event we don’t finish top 2 or stuff up a home qualifying final.

Because while I agree that it’s better for us that Brisbane lose, I have an irrational hatred of Geelong and I would pay top dollar to see them burn. 

Watching Joe Daniher play footy actually makes me physically angry. He is just such a stupid footballer.

Dangerfield is one of the worst divers in the game, he should be embarrassed by his antics.

Joe D just has zero game sense, makes so many odd decisions. 


Just now, Bitter but optimistic said:

I reckon the Bears might roll over them now ..... but... I'll have to find out tomorrow.

The Maid has the footy gear on ...... and ...well ...duty calls.

Hope she wins.

1 minute ago, Cards13 said:

Dangerfield is one of the worst divers in the game, he should be embarrassed by his antics.

Joe D just has zero game sense, makes so many odd decisions. 

.. and dumb Joe thinks it is all a bit of a laugh. So glad we didn’t get near him when he was searching for a new home. 

 

BT still trying to understand what an intercept mark is. 

can he learn on his own time??

5 minutes ago, Chook said:

Watching Joe Daniher play footy actually makes me physically angry. He is just such a stupid footballer.

Why would you care?
I enjoy watching him f... up.
The more the better.


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