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Only good thing is Collingwood had to line up and cheer Selwood and the cats win! 

 
4 minutes ago, monoccular said:

Did the Cats take amphetamines, or did they dope the Pies with Valium?   Swab the lot of them.

Still, a long season and the Cats will tire by the late rounds. 

Lights out early last night at the nursing home.

4 minutes ago, leave it to deever said:
Joel Selwood      

 

 

His stats should include ducks.

 

 
Rank Player (Country) Career Mat Inns 🦆
1 Joel Selwood (Geelong) 2007–2022* 335 335 1359
2 Courtney Walsh (West Indies) 1984–2001 337 264 54
3 Sanath Jayasuriya (Sri Lanka) 1989–2011 586 651 53
4 Glenn McGrath (Australia) 1993–2007 376 207 49
5 Mahela Jayawardene (Sri Lanka) 1997–2015 652 725 47
6 Daniel Vettori (New Zealand) 1997–2015 442 383 46
7 Wasim Akram (Pakistan) 1984–2003 460 427 45
8 Zaheer Khan (India) 2000–2014 309 232 44
Shane Warne (Australia) 1992–2007 339 306 44
Shahid Afridi (Pakistan) 1996–2018 524 508 44

Edited by John Demonic

 
7 minutes ago, Chook said:

Doot doot doo-doo, 
doo doo-doo-doo-doo doooo...

Here it comes again

Not so catchy when the team sings though.


4 minutes ago, Cards13 said:

We all hate the Pies but the death spiral of the cats…. Chefs kiss!!!

Along with a Nafan Bucks you were not a great coach.

I’m kinda fascinated in what Geelong are going to do in the next few years with their list.

Hawkins, Higgins, Smith, Selwood, Blicsavs, Danger, Thouy, Stanley, Rohan, Ceglar, Menegola, Duncan and Stewart are all over 30.

Even Cameron and Guthrie are both 29…

And the players they have coming through that look alright (not superstars):

Parfett

Ratugolea

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I don’t think Geelong are a destination club after last year (If Im a 25 year old free agent and I want a flag, I’m going to Melbourne/Brisbane/Sydney/Bulldogs/Carltonbefore I even consider Geelong), soo do they go to the draft? With 13 senior players dropping off left right and centre of the next couple of years?

I think Collingwood put their watches forward an hour instead of back. 

 

1 minute ago, BoBo said:

I’m kinda fascinated in what Geelong are going to do in the next few years with their list.

Hawkins, Higgins, Smith, Selwood, Blicsavs, Danger, Thouy, Stanley, Rohan, Ceglar, Menegola, Duncan and Stewart are all over 30.

Even Cameron and Guthrie are both 29…

And the players they have coming through that look alright (not superstars):

Parfett

Ratugolea

Close

I don’t think Geelong are a destination club after last year (If Im a 25 year old free agent and I want a flag, I’m going to Melbourne/Brisbane/Sydney/Bulldogs/Carltonbefore I even consider Geelong), soo do they go to the draft? With 13 senior players dropping off left right and centre of the next couple of years?

If Chris Scott had coached Geelong in a different era he would've signed Cliff Young as a category b rookie. 

Cats effort in last qtr was pretty good. They sent their Captain a fitting win and everyone contributed in my opinion.

Full credit to them. 

I hate or at the very least dislike both clubs

i don’t know whether to laugh or cry

i think I’ll have another beer. !

1 minute ago, dees189227 said:

Nth getting thrashed big time

What are the odds of Noble going around as coach next year? Sure he doesn’t have much to work with, but he is such a vanilla and boring coach.


9 minutes ago, BoBo said:

I’m kinda fascinated in what Geelong are going to do in the next few years with their list.

Hawkins, Higgins, Smith, Selwood, Blicsavs, Danger, Thouy, Stanley, Rohan, Ceglar, Menegola, Duncan and Stewart are all over 30.

Even Cameron and Guthrie are both 29…

And the players they have coming through that look alright (not superstars):

Parfett

Ratugolea

Close

I don’t think Geelong are a destination club after last year (If Im a 25 year old free agent and I want a flag, I’m going to Melbourne/Brisbane/Sydney/Bulldogs/Carltonbefore I even consider Geelong), soo do they go to the draft? With 13 senior players dropping off left right and centre of the next couple of years?

Geelong does still have that lifestyle card, if you consider high-class dining in Melbourne of a weeknight, with being a surfing-farmer-come-afl-footballer the rest of the time a lifestyle.

Actually, it doesn't sound too bad now that I write it down. Too bad their jumper sucks and I can't stand anyone who has ever worn it.

Edited by Chook

2 minutes ago, Mazer Rackham said:

Now I hope the Pies win every game until QB.

Come again?

Edited by Demon Disciple

Without wanting to reopen old wounds, North are winning general and centre clearances, while losing by 95 points....

1 minute ago, Demon Disciple said:

Come again?

So we draw a big crowd to our home game. Essendon failed us, so the least the Pies can do is earn us some $$$$


3 minutes ago, Mazer Rackham said:

So we draw a big crowd to our home game. Essendon failed us, so the least the Pies can do is earn us some $$$$

Some things are worth more than money. Like the filth going on a nice long losing streak. Can’t put a price on that Mazer.

Edited by Demon Disciple

The positive is the filth lost.

The negative is girlong won.

I still maintain that Geelong are on their last breath. 
Collingwood like Carlton have come out this year playing manic footy. Manic footy is unsustainable for a whole game let alone a whole season. 
The first half showed how weak Geelong is when under pressure from the opposition. The second half showed that Collingwood will be unable to sustain pressure for 4 quarters and have no idea how to defend a lead. 
 

 

Pies play exciting but dumb footy. They burned themselves out in the first three quarters. About the only side that will be more tired than the cats in last quarters.


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