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Merry Christmas Demonland and in particular our rising star Luke Jackson.

I hope everyone pays attention to the Christmas carols tonight. 

All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth. Best of luck Dogga.

 
 
8 minutes ago, Mazer Rackham said:

Carols by Candlelight, Nutcracker, or Demons v Bulldogs GF 2021? Decisions ....

The very fact that you have to ask makes me question your (supposed) loyalty!!!!

19 minutes ago, Demonland said:

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I LOVE THIS SOOOO MUCH!

Ima print it out and it’s going straight to the pantry wall. ❤️💙

Thank you!

And merry Christmas to the mods. You guys do an awesome job and are very much appreciated. 


I don’t expect Santa to bring me anything tonight. He already gave me (and all of us) THE best gift three months early, on the 25th of September. ❤️💙

22 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

The very fact that you have to ask makes me question your (supposed) loyalty!!!!

I was going to switch to Carols by Candlelight during the breaks between goals!

 

Forgiven?

23 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

And merry Christmas to the mods. You guys do an awesome job and are very much appreciated. 

Splitter!

 
1 minute ago, Mazer Rackham said:

I was going to switch to Carols by Candlelight during the breaks between goals!

 

Forgiven?

Totally forgiven. 
Except for the Tracc dribbler. Don’t switch channels after that goal. There isn’t a remote control anywhere in the world that can keep up with that pace!

Got a Premiers beanie in work Secret Santa today. Christmas already certified as excellent.


1 hour ago, Demonland said:

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The premiership cup looks adorable!

42 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

I don’t expect Santa to bring me anything tonight. He already gave me (and all of us) THE best gift three months early, on the 25th of September. ❤️💙

We to WCW this is the best Xmas ever the whole family is happy and contented, it has been a sensational 3 months. Merry Xmas all Demonlanders, what a year 2021 has been for all of us.💕💕❤️💙

All Demonlanders already got the best gift this year. Literally nothing under the tree tomorrow will be as good as winning a flag. It’s all downhill from here guys. 
Merry Christmas. 

1 hour ago, Clintosaurus said:

Got a Premiers beanie in work Secret Santa today. Christmas already certified as excellent.

I got one for the missus for Christmas.

 

I hope she doesn’t post on here, or that’s the secret blown.

 

I really don’t need anything for Christmas now, for years I’ve been saying all I needed was a flag and it turns out I was right.

Merry Xmas ti you all, and a safe relaxing holiday break. I love youse all. I opened the Glenmorangie early.


Have a great and safe Christmas everyone.

Thanks especially to Andy and the crew for this great site.

I know we can all get a bit willing at times but the common love for the Demons is the thing that binds us together.

The curse, and the long-suffering are finally no more.

Enjoy!

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52 minutes ago, Jaded No More said:

All Demonlanders already got the best gift this year. Literally nothing under the tree tomorrow will be as good as winning a flag. It’s all downhill from here guys. 
Merry Christmas. 

I don't think Kate Roffey, Simon Goodwin, Max Gawn, Petracca or Oliver believe that

Saw my GP (Demon man) today.

Asked how I was;  “never felt better since halfway thru third quarter”

Knew what I meant. 

Merry xmas all. Eat drink and be merry. And don't forget to watch the 200th re run of the 21 grand final.

Fox Footy giving us all a gift. Currently putting one through Richmond.


Happy xmas demonlanders. Hope you all have a relaxing and peaceful holiday period

12 hours ago, leave it to deever said:

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That’s every day on Demonland, innit?

Merry Christmas to you and your family's.

What a year on Demonland and as many have stated already our Christmas celebration has really come early and the celebrations long already.  Would love this to become an annual tradition.

12 hours ago, Chook said:

The premiership cup looks adorable!

I think that premiership cup had better watch out if there's any mistletoe around, I'd be all over it.

 

Feliz navidad to all on Demonland! 😄🎄🎅🏻

As it isn’t a public holiday here, I have an engagement at 1PM related to job hunting. But it’ll be back home straight after for Christmas movies and fried chicken of course.🍗

I got through Bottom: Holy last night. It’s now on to the Father Ted Christmas episode and National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation later on. 

I am a sucker for punishment and tried to do the Star Wars Holiday Special, but still can’t get more than ten minutes in. 8 minutes of Wookiee growling and Chewie’s supremely annoying son is still too much after my 4th attempt (alcohol doesn’t help either).

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Watch the GF played over Kings College carols………appropriately divine. 


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