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So in years gone by we’ve had “Hotter Than Hell” for 1998, “Dynamic Demons” for 2000 as the review VHS/DVD’s. There surely has to be some kind of review merchandise than they do for this incredible year, I would love it if they actually did a Netflix/Amazon style documentary series with elements of going through the review of the season. 

“Date with Deestiny” was one thought, “Too Hot To Handle” was another (although I’d have concerns about putting that into a search engine). 

I’m also absolutely serious about the club trying to get a Netflix/Amazon doco series on the go for this. It’s a story that stretches back decades. 

 

Gone in 30 Seconds

It’s Coming Home

WTF Just Happened?

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Just now, Deestroy All said:

Gone in 30 Secinds

It’s Coming Home

WTF Just Happened?

Has to be “it’s coming home” that is absolutely the highlight of the post game celebrations. 
I do like the idea of having a “wtf just happened” section of the DVD that is just facial expressions of Dogs players after we kick 3 in 47 seconds. 

 

Too Fast Too Furious: Birds of Tokyo Drift

 
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I’ll add there needs to be a Gus and Gawny commentary of the full game perhaps with Gary Lyon along side them, and special guests for each quarter (Trac has to be the 3rd or 4th quarter). 


Five In A Row: vol.1

I don't know what to call it, but this should be the opening frame:

"When from the Goal they start, The Youthful Charioteers with beating Heart, Rush to the Race."

John Dryden, 1697

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Here Endeth the Curse

GIVE EM HELL 2021

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the holy grail

life of trac

the meaning of winning

and now for something completely different


Stairway to Heaven 

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