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12 hours ago, chook fowler said:

singed Bristle

Great idea for a band name. 

 

FMD .... a report, interview, footage of the Big T@rd playing footy on Channel 7 news. 

I've had an accident way worse that this. As I'm sure many D/landers have. 

Unbelievable. What next ... Jane Bunn breaks a fingernail? Peter Mitchell has a paper cut?

 

 

Brian "BT" "Roaming [censored] Brian" Taylor IS the entertainment. The football is secondary. It could be darts going on in the background. BT IS the entertainment.

 

This will be referred to eventually as a "freak accident" when it's more likely that he did something like light a match to see where the gas leak was coming from.

 

Often when folk have a near death experience, they reflect in an existentialist way about life, become more reflective, connect more deeply with their values, tone it down a bit... hmmmmmmm


So Brian Taylor now has something in common with Niki Lauder and Margaret Houlihan.

Hey, that can be this week's quiz!  PM answer to me if you know what I'm referring to.

35 minutes ago, Mazer Rackham said:

Brian "BT" "Roaming [censored] Brian" Taylor IS the entertainment. The football is secondary. It could be darts going on in the background. BT IS the entertainment.

 

This will be referred to eventually as a "freak accident" when it's more likely that he did something like light a match to see where the gas leak was coming from.

While not wishing anyone physical harm, he could have lost his voice for a month and then recovered in October! In fact all of the following could lose their voice:

Brian Boofhead Taylor, Darcy(make me puke), Ling (also make me puke), Richo (dopey but friendly), Brayshaw (turn off the sound).

Daisy the star can do the lot instead!

1 hour ago, Demonstone said:

So Brian Taylor now has something in common with Niki Lauder and Margaret Houlihan.

Hey, that can be this week's quiz!  PM answer to me if you know what I'm referring to.

Margaret Houlihan as in Hotlips Houlihan?

 
3 minutes ago, Demonstone said:

The very same!

It’s clearly got to do with suffering burns since Niki Lauda was badly burned in a fiery crash many years ago. Is it that they all have hot lips? 😁


2 hours ago, Demonstone said:

So Brian Taylor now has something in common with Niki Lauder and Margaret Houlihan.

Hey, that can be this week's quiz!  PM answer to me if you know what I'm referring to.

They've both been 'intimate with' Major Burns - an oldy but (in the right company) a goody ....

The person airlifted to hospital: was he the same one Ch7 interviewed? Remarkable recovery!


6 hours ago, Timothy Reddan-A'Blew said:

The person airlifted to hospital: was he the same one Ch7 interviewed? Remarkable recovery!

Checking for a gas leak with a match, similar to checking a faulty power socket with a metal fork, “genius”.
 

I just hope his serious burns don’t mean he can’t lace up the head set for the finals, how devastated will the fans be without the gas man on the mike.

On 8/25/2021 at 6:57 PM, Cyclops said:

Not much of a plumber then. Perhaps de-register.

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11 hours ago, Demonstone said:

I now declare the mini-quiz solved and therefore closed!

I bet you’re just glad you got away without a warning from the mods. 😉 

On 8/25/2021 at 6:38 PM, Luther said:

Boy oh boy, wowee!

Your a mean sod.

But by God your funny.

On 8/26/2021 at 8:01 AM, Queanbeyan Demon said:

F*&^ing hell. Laughing so hard just spat my coffee all over the keyboard. 

I had a tear running down my cheek at some of these ...


19 hours ago, Demonstone said:

So Brian Taylor now has something in common with Niki Lauder and Margaret Houlihan.

Hey, that can be this week's quiz!  PM answer to me if you know what I'm referring to.

Who is Brian Taylor ???

 

 

1 hour ago, dimmy said:

Who is Brian Taylor ???

 

apparently some dumb overweight plumber from the backwoods of erica

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