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I'm looking for Removalists.

Will wear Port Colours.

Please help!

Other ideas for fellow supporters will be greatly appreciated.

 

Not sure if you are joking here or not but just in case you aren't. I would hate to see on the front page of a newspaper that a selfish MFC fan has tried to break 2 states health directives to watch a football game. While it will be disappointing to not see our finals run live, you could be risking the lives, incomes of people who are unaffected. 

3 minutes ago, Deefiant said:

Not sure if you are joking here or not but just in case you aren't. I would hate to see on the front page of a newspaper that a selfish MFC fan has tried to break 2 states health directives to watch a football game. While it will be disappointing to not see our finals run live, you could be risking the lives, incomes of people who are unaffected. 

He's clearly joking! Anyone can see that.

 
4 minutes ago, Northern Summer said:

He's clearly joking! Anyone can see that.

 As an autistic person who struggles with social cues, I wasn't sure if he was joking or not


1 hour ago, gOLLy said:

I'm looking for Removalists.

Will wear Port Colours.

Please help!

Other ideas for fellow supporters will be greatly appreciated.

You should just ride a horse like this bloke did today in a NSW protest

 

I’m gonna mail myself over. Aus Post will no doubt deliver me a day too late. But worth a try. 

 
38 minutes ago, Wrecker46 said:

You should just ride a horse like this bloke did today in a NSW protest

 

EDIT: Never mind I think he's holding his phone, they're still absolute wankers.

Edited by Pates


1 hour ago, Deefiant said:

Not sure if you are joking here or not but just in case you aren't. I would hate to see on the front page of a newspaper that a selfish MFC fan has tried to break 2 states health directives to watch a football game. While it will be disappointing to not see our finals run live, you could be risking the lives, incomes of people who are unaffected. 

Thank you Dan but did you miss him mentioning 'removalists' and wearing 'Port colours'!?!!

Gee whiz if this all ain't hard enough without a bit of humour!?

55 minutes ago, BDA said:

I'm sailing over

The Great Southern Ocean is lovely and tranquil this time of year. Take plenty of beer in case you get becalmed.

I have some fifty year old flares I can post to you to take as a safety strategy.

If you have to get rescued, tell them you're from Geelong and complain about the rescue boat not being appointed appropriately.

9 minutes ago, Pates said:

I don't want to start a thing here, but is that **** in a white shirt giving the bloke on the horse the nazi salute? Would just confirm that these idiots would struggle to find two functioning braincells to rub together in the whole crowd.

EDIT: Never mind I think he's holding his phone, they're still absolute wankers.

Who knows. I'm not trying to turn this political either. Just joking about trying to ride a horse across the border like that bloke

1 minute ago, Wrecker46 said:

Who knows. I'm not trying to turn this political either. Just joking about trying to ride a horse across the border like that bloke

Lol yeah sorry, not meaning to turn this thread upside down. 

That guy on the horse looked like he was trying to be Mel Gibson from Braveheart! 

11 minutes ago, Pates said:

I don't want to start a thing here, but is that **** in a white shirt giving the bloke on the horse the nazi salute? Would just confirm that these idiots would struggle to find two functioning braincells to rub together in the whole crowd.

The irony is this study spells bad news for one of the two brain cells

https://www.thelancet.com/journals/eclinm/article/PIIS2589-5370(21)00324-2/fulltext

P.s. I thought the bloke was holding a camera but who knows. Left wing / right wing crowds are all shoved in together in a garbage disposal at the moment.


I’m going to try to get there Nelson Muntz style:

 

We could all don Melbourne jumpers and just walk onto the flight like that Indian bloke at the cricket. 

SA still at low risk which means a 14 day quarantine upon return to WA. Otherwise it’s very reasonably priced airfares. 
I don’t know when it will become very low risk but if it’s this week I’m there. 

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