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6 minutes ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

Cody Selwood

Can’t stand that [censored]

Bevvo forgot where he parked his car. 

 
6 minutes ago, Jaded said:

Can’t stand that [censored]

Didn't take you for an anti vaxxer jaded


7 minutes ago, Deestroy All said:

Bevvo forgot where he parked his car. 

It probably got stolen...

 

Devon Smith is a hyper-whinging sniper. A deep loathing is quickly emerging.


4 minutes ago, Nelo said:

The package has been lost in transit. 

You spoke too soon. 

3 minutes ago, Demonland said:

Essendon kicking themselves out of the game.  

And may it continue.

My Essendon mate complaining about Dogs fans booing Stringer. I reminded him that his supporters boo Hibbo. 

1 minute ago, Demonland said:

Both teams whinging for deliberate every time the ball goes anywhere near the boundary. 

Fair bit of that last night too.
Understandable considering Brayshaws decision last week.
Abit of a lottery, the umps just might pay it if enough players wave their arms around.


6 minutes ago, Nelo said:

The package has been lost in transit. 

Held up in customs after test results....

1 minute ago, Jaded said:

My Essendon mate complaining about Dogs fans booing Stringer. I reminded him that his supporters boo Hibbo. 

Those morons boo their own kids.

1 minute ago, The Swimming Dee said:

Parish has turned into a very good player

He’s no Oliver. It’s ok. We won. 

8 minutes ago, Jaded said:

My Essendon mate complaining about Dogs fans booing Stringer. I reminded him that his supporters boo Hibbo. 

And if you consider the reason why it happened, and his moral culpability, one can understand why the Dogs fans boo him.

Hibbo was used as a human guinea pig. How could you hold it against him in wanting to leave?

Edited by Colin B. Flaubert


Essendon just bombing into the forward 50.

Dogs with so many left footed play-makers want to play the right hand wing going forward.

Ever noticed how the commentators always call Easton Wood by both his names, never just "Wood"?

It's as if there's a player out there called "Easternwood".

Just now, Jaded said:

He’s no Oliver. It’s ok. We won. 

100% jaded…I was going to type that but assumed it went without saying.

My brain is finding it so difficult to comprehend Oliver’s last two games. He is the best player in the comp and the best player I’ve ever seen in an MFC jumper…admittedly I’ve only been supporting our great club since 87 so didn’t see much of Flower

 
Just now, Demonstone said:

Ever noticed how the commentators always call Easton Wood by both his names, never just "Wood"?

It's as if there's a player out there called "Easternwood".

I’ve noticed this! And they don’t emphasise the syllables correctly. So annoying. Similar to Farren Ray when he was running around. I don’t think I ever heard him called “Ray.”


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