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I think we could win this by 3-4 goals.

No reason, other than the fact that i think we are a better team than the geriatrics from Geelong.

 

It would be about our luck for Doghouse and Or Rohan to play well fir a change ir anorher unknown to come from obscurity

 

Usually I’m burning a delicate piece of meat and indulging in an upmarket froffie on game day bit tonight’s it’s Carlton Drys and Maccas delivered. 
 

Go Dees! Let’s stick it to these absolute ffffflllloooogggggssss!

God I feel unwell. This is too much and we haven’t even started the finals 


Just now, McQueen said:

Usually I’m burning a delicate piece of meat and indulging in an upmarket froffie on game day bit tonight’s it’s Carlton Drys and Maccas delivered. 
 

Go Dees! Let’s stick it to these absolute ffffflllloooogggggssss!

Sounds tasty, but masochistic.

1 minute ago, Engorged Onion said:

Sounds tasty, but masochistic.

hannibal and clarice GIF

2 minutes ago, Jaded said:

God I feel unwell. This is too much and we haven’t even started the finals 

Get swabbed and stay home :p

 
Just now, Jaded said:

God I feel unwell. This is too much and we haven’t even started the finals 

The result is irrelevant tonight... unless you subscribe to.

If we lose - we're worked out

If we win - they've got learnings.

 

We are the best team structurally all year. The only only two things that will stop us from winning is

  • our intensity and pressure on game day
  • accuracy in front of goal.

 

We are the best team as evidenced by

  • Our losses/draws we have been in all games until the final 10 minutes (unless you expect a flawless year)
  • comfortably the best defence
  • comfortably in the top 3 for scoring opportuniites (accuracy the issue)
  • difficulty of draw vs others  - win against top 8 sides, compared to others.

 

I’m relatively new to Kayo, I’ve selected our game however it’s still showing the Brisbane/West Coast game. Will it flick over once our game starts? 


1 minute ago, McQueen said:

hannibal and clarice GIF

did you just wink at me? 🤢🤣

God knows what Colac hazing does to you....

Just now, Ethan Trembley said:

I’m relatively new to Kayo, I’ve selected our game however it’s still showing the Brisbane/West Coast game. Will it flick over once our game starts? 

Yes. 
 

maybe

Just now, Ethan Trembley said:

I’m relatively new to Kayo, I’ve selected our game however it’s still showing the Brisbane/West Coast game. Will it flick over once our game starts? 

Yes. Coverage will swap to our game automatically. Just enjoy the ride!

Just now, Lord Travis said:

Yes. Coverage will swap to our game automatically. Just enjoy the ride!

So we’ll just miss the pre-game stuff?


2 hours ago, DubDee said:

We either Port in AO or the Lion in a neutral venue. 
that’s the options?

I’d almost prefer to lose to Geelong today. Premiers come from 2nd or 3rd. Port on Adelaide doesn’t worry me..

Edited by Grr-owl


 
Just now, Graeme Yeats' Mullet said:

Kozzie looking sharp tonight 

Hes on early.


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