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VOTES: Rd 13 vs Collingwood

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6 Jackson

5 Gawn

4 Salem

3 Jordon

2 May

1 Hunt

 

I am not giving votes to our midfield running brigade as it was smashed around the stoppages and didn’t apply pressure, didnt run and didn’t man up. Max and LJ did a lot of good work but with little support. Oliver threatened at one stage to turn it around but kept getting caught, trying to do too much probably because he lacked support and Tracc spent the day turning the ball over, kicking to the pockets or out of bounds or having his handballs intercepted! I know we mark our midfield harshly but when it gets beaten the team gets beaten. 

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    1 hour ago, spirit of norm smith said:

    0.6 Jordon

    0.5 Gawn 

    0.4 Lever

    0.3 Jackson 

    0.2 Trac

    0.1 Oliver 

    Apologies. Salem 


    Average.

    May. Hibberd. Harmes. Langdon. Brayshaw. Hunt. Rivers. Spargo. Petty. 

    poor. Anb. Tmcd. Fritsch. 
     

    -3 Weideman-2 Kozzy -1 sparrow 

    Quite a few average games in a row from Hunt now.

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    Very hard this week, for all the wrong reasons.

    6.  Jackson

    5.  May

    4.  Salem

    3.  Gawn

    2.  Jordon

    1.  Lever

     

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    6 Oliver

    5 Gawn

    4 Jordon

    3 Jackson

    2 Harmes

    1 Langdon

     

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    3 hours ago, whatwhat say what said:

    tbh i'd prefer to just name the first two, but if 6 must be called...

    6: lever
    5: jackson
    4: petracca
    3: salem
    2: gawn
    1: jordon

    that was an ugly, ugly watch

    Lever??? You must have been watching one of our earlier games ...

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    6 Jackson (played exceptionally well)

    5 Jordon (this guy's consistency is unbelievable - an absolute revelation)

    4 Salem

    3 Petracca (had some poor moments but was ok overall)

    2 Gawn (solid second half)

    1 Harmes 

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    For the record I don’t want to do this, especially on my birthday. Yes I have mentioned that a lot already but just let me keep complaining about the fact my birthday is ruined if nothing else. 

    Anyway..

    6. Jackson

    5. Jordan

    4. Salem

    3. Petracca

    2. Gawn

    1. May 

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    6 Jackson

    5 Jordan

    4 Lever

    3 Hibberd

    2 Langdon

    1 May

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    6. Jackson

    5. Jordon

    4. Salem

    3. Lever

    2. Gawn

    1. Langdon

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    9 minutes ago, Dr.D said:

    How are people putting May in there after Darcy Cameron kicked 4? 

    Our defenders had no chance given how little pressure our Fwds and mids provided

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    Just now, adonski said:

    Our defenders had no chance given how little pressure our Fwds and mids provided

    yeah, agreed. so how is May in the votes again? His number 1 job is to defend. he didn't do that for the reasons you explained.  

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    6. Jackson. Good, plus he & Max were our most dangerous KPF's. 
    5. Jordon
    4    No-one worthy. 
    3. Harmes. Should always run-with. 
    2. Gawn. Poor for him, but still helped
    1. Langdon
     

    worst:  -6 Weid.   -3 Kozzie

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    11 hours ago, layzie said:

    For the record I don’t want to do this, especially on my birthday. Yes I have mentioned that a lot already but just let me keep complaining about the fact my birthday is ruined if nothing else. 

    Did you have a lot to drink on your birthday? Otherwise, repeatedly telling people that a football team ruined your birthday is pretty bizarre.

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    13 hours ago, layzie said:

    For the record I don’t want to do this, especially on my birthday. Yes I have mentioned that a lot already but just let me keep complaining about the fact my birthday is ruined if nothing else. 

    Anyway..

    6. Jackson

    5. Jordan

    4. Salem

    3. Petracca

    2. Gawn

    1. May 

    At least your birthday was on a public holiday!

    This was one of those games where the 21 votes on offer shouldn't be equal to the 21 on any other game played this year. Nevertheless:

    6. Jackson

    5. Jordon

    4. Salem

    3. Gawn

    2. Harmes

    1. Petracca

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    There's very little change at the top of the list

    132. Clayton Oliver

    109. Christian Petracca

    81. Christian Salem

    78. Max Gawn

    69. Jake Lever

    53. Ed Langdon

    48. Tom McDonald

    45. Steven May

    42. Luke Jackson

    35. James Harmes

    30. Kysiah Pickett

    21. James Jordon

    17. Bayley Fritsch

    12. Jayden Hunt

    11. Angus Brayshaw

    10. Jack Viney

    7. Michael Hibberd 

    6. Charlie Spargo

    5. Trent Rivers

    2. Alex Neal-Bullen

    1. Adam Tomlinson

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    On 6/15/2021 at 8:37 AM, dee-tox said:

    Did you have a lot to drink on your birthday? Otherwise, repeatedly telling people that a football team ruined your birthday is pretty bizarre.

    If that's the most bizarre thing you've seen here I'd say you've been very lucky!

    The manner in saying it was tongue in cheek if that wasn't clear, just a bit of comic relief. But yes threw a few back on the day as well. 

    Edited by layzie

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