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VOTES: Rd 13 vs Collingwood

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6 Jackson

5 Gawn

4 Salem

3 Jordon

2 May

1 Hunt

 

I am not giving votes to our midfield running brigade as it was smashed around the stoppages and didn’t apply pressure, didnt run and didn’t man up. Max and LJ did a lot of good work but with little support. Oliver threatened at one stage to turn it around but kept getting caught, trying to do too much probably because he lacked support and Tracc spent the day turning the ball over, kicking to the pockets or out of bounds or having his handballs intercepted! I know we mark our midfield harshly but when it gets beaten the team gets beaten. 

 
1 hour ago, spirit of norm smith said:

0.6 Jordon

0.5 Gawn 

0.4 Lever

0.3 Jackson 

0.2 Trac

0.1 Oliver 

Apologies. Salem 


Average.

May. Hibberd. Harmes. Langdon. Brayshaw. Hunt. Rivers. Spargo. Petty. 

poor. Anb. Tmcd. Fritsch. 
 

-3 Weideman-2 Kozzy -1 sparrow 

Quite a few average games in a row from Hunt now.

Very hard this week, for all the wrong reasons.

6.  Jackson

5.  May

4.  Salem

3.  Gawn

2.  Jordon

1.  Lever

 

 

6 Oliver

5 Gawn

4 Jordon

3 Jackson

2 Harmes

1 Langdon

 


3 hours ago, whatwhat say what said:

tbh i'd prefer to just name the first two, but if 6 must be called...

6: lever
5: jackson
4: petracca
3: salem
2: gawn
1: jordon

that was an ugly, ugly watch

Lever??? You must have been watching one of our earlier games ...

6 Jackson (played exceptionally well)

5 Jordon (this guy's consistency is unbelievable - an absolute revelation)

4 Salem

3 Petracca (had some poor moments but was ok overall)

2 Gawn (solid second half)

1 Harmes 

 

For the record I don’t want to do this, especially on my birthday. Yes I have mentioned that a lot already but just let me keep complaining about the fact my birthday is ruined if nothing else. 

Anyway..

6. Jackson

5. Jordan

4. Salem

3. Petracca

2. Gawn

1. May 

6 Jackson

5 Jordan

4 Lever

3 Hibberd

2 Langdon

1 May


6. Jackson

5. Jordon

4. Salem

3. Lever

2. Gawn

1. Langdon

How are people putting May in there after Darcy Cameron kicked 4? 

9 minutes ago, Dr.D said:

How are people putting May in there after Darcy Cameron kicked 4? 

Our defenders had no chance given how little pressure our Fwds and mids provided

Just now, adonski said:

Our defenders had no chance given how little pressure our Fwds and mids provided

yeah, agreed. so how is May in the votes again? His number 1 job is to defend. he didn't do that for the reasons you explained.  

6. Jackson. Good, plus he & Max were our most dangerous KPF's. 
5. Jordon
4    No-one worthy. 
3. Harmes. Should always run-with. 
2. Gawn. Poor for him, but still helped
1. Langdon
 

worst:  -6 Weid.   -3 Kozzie


11 hours ago, layzie said:

For the record I don’t want to do this, especially on my birthday. Yes I have mentioned that a lot already but just let me keep complaining about the fact my birthday is ruined if nothing else. 

Did you have a lot to drink on your birthday? Otherwise, repeatedly telling people that a football team ruined your birthday is pretty bizarre.

6. Jackson

5. Jordon

4. Salem

3. Gawn

2. Langdon

1. Hunt

13 hours ago, layzie said:

For the record I don’t want to do this, especially on my birthday. Yes I have mentioned that a lot already but just let me keep complaining about the fact my birthday is ruined if nothing else. 

Anyway..

6. Jackson

5. Jordan

4. Salem

3. Petracca

2. Gawn

1. May 

At least your birthday was on a public holiday!

This was one of those games where the 21 votes on offer shouldn't be equal to the 21 on any other game played this year. Nevertheless:

6. Jackson

5. Jordon

4. Salem

3. Gawn

2. Harmes

1. Petracca

  • Author

There's very little change at the top of the list

132. Clayton Oliver

109. Christian Petracca

81. Christian Salem

78. Max Gawn

69. Jake Lever

53. Ed Langdon

48. Tom McDonald

45. Steven May

42. Luke Jackson

35. James Harmes

30. Kysiah Pickett

21. James Jordon

17. Bayley Fritsch

12. Jayden Hunt

11. Angus Brayshaw

10. Jack Viney

7. Michael Hibberd 

6. Charlie Spargo

5. Trent Rivers

2. Alex Neal-Bullen

1. Adam Tomlinson


On 6/15/2021 at 8:37 AM, dee-tox said:

Did you have a lot to drink on your birthday? Otherwise, repeatedly telling people that a football team ruined your birthday is pretty bizarre.

If that's the most bizarre thing you've seen here I'd say you've been very lucky!

The manner in saying it was tongue in cheek if that wasn't clear, just a bit of comic relief. But yes threw a few back on the day as well. 

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