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Posted (edited)
9 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

yeah, no need to cut me to the quick 😭

Don’t get on the wrong side of me, now. You’ll end up DaisyPusher instead of DaisyCutter.

LOL: I had to check what thread we’re on. Talk about straying off topic. 😆

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Posted
1 hour ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

I’ll be looking out for you on DL tomorrow, OD. I’d better see you posting, or there’ll be trouble! You’re never too old to be put over someone’s knee, you know. 

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Oh stop it I am getting all excited!

Posted
21 hours ago, Stiff Arm said:

They're too busy knocking on residential front doors (like mine) to make sure we are home during 14 days iso. A necessary job, but not for army personnel in camo uniforms, particularly as many in my hood are migrants from war-torn countries. At least drop the silly camo clothes in a suburban street. But I digress...

Do you want them to walk around in thongs and shorts ? It is their current uniform and has been for a number of years just the same as it was jungle greens for a large period of time. They are accompanying a police officer so police numbers are not overstretched.

Posted
15 hours ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

I’ll be looking out for you on DL tomorrow, OD. I’d better see you posting, or there’ll be trouble! You’re never too old to be put over someone’s knee, you know. 

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I gave myself an out WCW I did not mention my iPad. 

Posted
3 minutes ago, old dee said:

I gave myself an out WCW I did not mention my iPad. 

Cheeky bugger!!!

Posted
4 hours ago, drysdale demon said:

Do you want them to walk around in thongs and shorts ? It is their current uniform and has been for a number of years just the same as it was jungle greens for a large period of time. They are accompanying a police officer so police numbers are not overstretched.

Actually no, you are wrong. They are accompanying a Dept Health employee. 

Of course I'm not suggesting they wear shirts and thongs. You are being your usual obtuse and condescending self to suggest so. 

Army personnel wearing full camo gear walking residential streets is not a great message in a suburb with many migrant families from war-torn countries. That might be hard to understand from where you are, but not here.

Keep going by yourself if you must, I'm out.

Posted
1 hour ago, Stiff Arm said:

Actually no, you are wrong. They are accompanying a Dept Health employee. 

Of course I'm not suggesting they wear shirts and thongs. You are being your usual obtuse and condescending self to suggest so. 

Army personnel wearing full camo gear walking residential streets is not a great message in a suburb with many migrant families from war-torn countries. That might be hard to understand from where you are, but not here.

Keep going by yourself if you must, I'm out.

oh for crying out loud......

a little bit of friendly adf interaction can only be helpful and positive for everyone

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58 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

oh for crying out loud......

a little bit of friendly adf interaction can only be helpful and positive for everyone

I Think Stiff Arm has been stiffed daisycutter

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Could this be the AFL next season ?

The (NFL) league’s head office sent a memo to teams stating that if a game cannot be rescheduled during the league’s current 18-week schedule due to a Covid outbreak among unvaccinated players, the team with the outbreak will forfeit the game outright and will be credited with a loss.

Here’s the kicker: players on both teams will not be paid for the lost contest, and the team responsible for the cancelled game – the one with the outbreak – will cover the finances for the side without the outbreak. They will also be subject to further discipline from the commissioner’s office if it’s determined the outbreak was due to a team or player not correctly adhering to the league’s Covid protocol.

https://www.theguardian.com/sport/2021/aug/13/nfl-unvaccinated-players-rules-kirk-cousins-lamar-jackson

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5 hours ago, Stiff Arm said:

Actually no, you are wrong. They are accompanying a Dept Health employee. 

Of course I'm not suggesting they wear shirts and thongs. You are being your usual obtuse and condescending self to suggest so. 

Army personnel wearing full camo gear walking residential streets is not a great message in a suburb with many migrant families from war-torn countries. That might be hard to understand from where you are, but not here.

Keep going by yourself if you must, I'm out.

We're fighting a war against COVID. 

Posted

NSW going to state wide lockdown 7 weeks too late with 1.5 hour notice posted on Twitter. 
If that’s not peak incompetence I dunno what is. 

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Posted
Just now, Jaded said:

NSW going to state wide lockdown 7 weeks too late with 1.5 hour notice posted on Twitter. 
If that’s not peak incompetence I dunno what is. 

Absolute hubris from a state that wanted to prove they could do it "better" than Victoria.

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1 minute ago, Chook said:

Absolute hubris from a state that wanted to prove they could do it "better" than Victoria.

As if she didn’t know at her 11am press conference this would happen. She just wanted to avoid getting smashed by the media for making this obviously far too late decision. 
Absolutely disgusting to publish this news on social media. How many elderly people use Twitter? FFS be a leader and stand up. 
Also 7 days? Who are you kidding!

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On 8/13/2021 at 10:53 AM, old dee said:

PS why after a thousand time of typing "Dees" does it change it to Fees. 

 

That's obvious Mr Old.  Subliminally your predictor also hates that awful abbreviation.

Tip:  Use 'DEMONS' instead FTW! 😁

Posted
On 8/13/2021 at 10:53 AM, old dee said:

PS why after a thousand time of typing "Dees" does it change it to Fees. 

 

 

no ducking ifea,  olf fee

Posted
1 hour ago, Chook said:

Absolute hubris from a state that wanted to prove they could do it "better" than Victoria.

 

1 hour ago, Jaded said:

NSW going to state wide lockdown 7 weeks too late with 1.5 hour notice posted on Twitter. 
If that’s not peak incompetence I dunno what is. 

Well, it does make one realise why we got rid of the ‘gold standard’ back in ‘68…

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Dziękuję Polsko! 🤍❤️

(Thank you, Poland!) 🤍❤️

Posted

Nothing like paying overs for nearly out of date supplies.

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Posted
8 hours ago, Demonland said:

This will be interesting for footy next year. 

 

In the spirit of WA becoming a break away country with their own COVID rules.....

What's up with the font on the scoreboard here at Optus?? Strange style only legible by non-vaccinated, eliminationists??

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Posted
18 hours ago, Clintosaurus said:

Nothing like paying overs for nearly out of date supplies.

Nothing like a nice big bunch of cynicism during these already depressing times. 

Posted (edited)
19 hours ago, Demonland said:

This will be interesting for footy next year. 

 

This is a really backward way of looking at the battle against COVID, the whole point to vaccinations is to get people out and about and mingling with different communities. Staying zero COVID after vaccinations have reached the 80% point means you might as well cut yourself off from the world for the next 3-5 years. 

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