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2 hours ago, Lord Nev said:

If the bloke is going to constantly have a crack at me then I have a right of reply I reckon.

As usual, I didn't instigate this.

you need to relax a little bit and get your humourometer checked in for a service. i can't believe you spend so much time trawling old posts to find something to criticise

no need to act like an ultracrepidarian

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12 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

you need to relax a little bit and get your humourometer checked in for a service. i can't believe you spend so much time trawling old posts to find something to criticise

no need to act like an ultracrepidarian

I don't find getting followed around on the internet, receiving email threats and constant trolling very funny tbh.

Perhaps just block my posts if you're so bothered. You were never even mentioned.

6 hours ago, Lord Nev said:

Trengove to Gold Coast.

Isaac Smith to Gold Coast.

Watts to Geelong.

Schache to Melbourne.

Motlop to Suns.

Brad Hill back to Hawks.

McGovern NOT going to Blues.

Shiel to Melbourne.

Gaff to North.

Picks 4 and 5 for Hogan.

Weitering being traded.

Just some of the classic hits of #ETtheTradeBreaker

Keep punching champ.

I always took his trade rumors as just  trying to create a bit of humor as I'm sure most on here do.

 
1 minute ago, drysdale demon said:

I always took his trade rumors as just  trying to create a bit of humor as I'm sure most on here do.

Yeah, they're hilarious.


1 hour ago, daisycutter said:

you need to relax a little bit and get your humourometer checked in for a service. i can't believe you spend so much time trawling old posts to find something to criticise

no need to act like an ultracrepidarian

You had me trawling the dictionary for that last word, daisy!

1 hour ago, drysdale demon said:

I always took his trade rumors as just  trying to create a bit of humor as I'm sure most on here do.

I've never taken anything ET has posted as anything but serious. certainly never seen any indication that he has any humor attached to his incredible newsbreaking posts. 

I can also confirm ET is the source of ALL of my information. 

5 minutes ago, Dr evil said:

I can also confirm ET is the source of ALL of my information. 

Well that confuses things. You’re the source of mine. 

 
1 minute ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

Well that confuses things. You’re the source of mine. 

Sorry guys. Smith to the Cats and Brown to... I don't even know? maybe the Bombers?

1 hour ago, daisycutter said:

you need to relax a little bit and get your humourometer checked in for a service. i can't believe you spend so much time trawling old posts to find something to criticise

no need to act like an ultracrepidarian

Nicely put dc !

Or maybe we could all chip in and send him a truckload of Kleenex 


3 hours ago, Moonshadow said:

Said it before, those with good inside mail aren't posting here (probably with the exception of the good Dr)

But its all a bit of fun for s**ts and giggles, no need for anyone to take it personally. 

Trade time is serious Moonshadow.

Some people think it’s a matter of life and death.

I can assure you it’s much more important than that.

 

16 minutes ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

Well that confuses things. You’re the source of mine. 

I’ve got a poster of a shirtless Paul Simon on my bedroom wall.

29 minutes ago, Dr evil said:

I've never taken anything ET has posted as anything but serious. certainly never seen any indication that he has any humor attached to his incredible newsbreaking posts. 

I can also confirm ET is the source of ALL of my information. 

That sounds logical

6 minutes ago, Biffen said:

I’ve got a poster of a shirtless Paul Simon on my bedroom wall.

Why does that not surprise me.....

Some on here straight up copy and paste their info from others, passing it off as their own.


1 hour ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

Well that confuses things. You’re the source of mine. 

But at least you’re first with news.

56 minutes ago, Dees247 said:

Some on here straight up copy and paste their info from others, passing it off as their own.

 

1 hour ago, Biffen said:

 

?I like it?

5 hours ago, drysdale demon said:

I always took his trade rumors as just  trying to create a bit of humor as I'm sure most on here do.

As does everyone, 


I'm glad we've settled it then.

All of Ethan's posts are jokes and he has absolutely no intel or useful information.

Thanks for clarifying for me everyone.

 

At this rate I'll be looking forward to trade week being over more than the rear end of the US election

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14 hours ago, Dees247 said:

Some on here straight up copy and paste their info from others, passing it off as their own.

Just to clarify, I wasn’t talking about ET.

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Update: 

I spoke to my contact again this morning and he has re-affirmed what i've already shared 

  • Issac Smith will join the Dees on a 3 year deal - said announcement coming, not sure of the delay but not worried. 
  • Ben Brown will join the Dees on a 4 year deal. 
  • The Saints are looking at Oscar to re-enforce their Key defensive stocks. expect a straight swap for Hind should Oscar decide to nominate the Saints, otherwise it'll be a separate deal we look at. 
  • I expect Tom McDonald will head to Essendon and fill a key defensive post in exchange for a token pick. although we have some interest in Brayden Ham. i think it'll be a 3rd round pick or something around there. and they'll take on most or all of his salary. 
  • The Giants are actively looking for ready to go players. we're keen on their compo pick. don't rule out a surprise player being involved there. they have some interest in Vanders. but obviously Preuss also. and our future pick. 
  • There is persistent interest from Fremantle (and others) in Angus Brayshaw that he's currently aware of, there is no expectation of a trade request, and no guarantee he'd be traded even if one came. 
  • Plans are in place to get a long term extension in front of Oliver before round 1. all indications are they're willing to talk. 
  • Some calls have been made re Christian Salem, MFC has said no. 
  • James Harmes is not going anywhere, he's Melbourne through and through.
  • I can confirm now that one of the 2 players is Brodie Smith. Goody  has connections with him, Crows looking to rebuild and Goody feels he'd give us some speed and bounce off half back that we're lacking. we tried to fill that same role with Saad but it didn't pan out. he's contracted until 2021 but the crows aren't against moving him on if he'd like to chase success in the back end of his career. 

 


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