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1 minute ago, Rusty Nails said:

Viney does some good work inside there on the wing.  Handballs to Tracc.  Why not the shepherd after that to give Tracc some extra space  / time??

We are so bad at supporting teammates. Shepherd, blocks, remonstrating....just non existent 


1 minute ago, A F said:

Pathetic Max. And how was Fritsch there?

Clearly had no one forward of the ball to kick to.  

Edit - not defending him there, but he normally kicks in that situation.  I think it's evident there was no one ahead of him so he made the decision to try and retain possession rather than give it away 50 metres down field.

Edited by Wiseblood

What a [censored] comedy of errors.

Only needs Benny Hill Music to top it off

 

Why handball when you can kick it.


Are we doing training sessions or running sessions during 4 day breaks? Because we are leg dead again. Port, Sydney and now this. We are clearly recovering poorly for all the genius of Burgess. We should be off legs all 4 days. I bloody hope we haven't been running. 

1 minute ago, Wiseblood said:

Including that lace out pass to Weideman?

Yeah, no worries.

5 of his 6 kicks then.  WELL DONE YOU GOT ME

Fritta's handball ... why.  In the wet thats just one extra too many.

Dumb dumb dumb footballer on the ground.  One trick pony in the air.   Learn how to play SMART ground ball footy FFS as that"s where it spends most of its time!

Fritsch when its bucketing down decides to handball to a running player.

You absolute dumb [censored] [censored]


Fumble Rivers, clean pickup Fyfe. Fumble Max, clean pickup Walters. Goal. Sums it up.

Justin Longmiuer has been at the dockers for 5 minutes and they already have a better system than we do. 

says everything that needs to be said about Goodwin really. 

Fritsch dumb. Rivers slow and lazy chasing. Gawn sloppy. That’s just such a [censored] goal to cough up.

Edited by Forest Demon


What a disappointing first season Kozzie has had. Yeah, he brings some pressure, but very little goal sense.

Rare opportunity to actually kick through the middle and we decide not to take it, turnover and concede a goal. Story of the year 

 

Pickett seriously. How does a small forward miss this??? He needs the rest of the season off. He isn’t ready. Barely touches it and when he does nothing happens. 


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