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11 minutes ago, Dame Gaga said:

Propaganda machine in full swing aided by the media. It doesn't matter if they were drunk or not, it doesn't matter who started the fight. The point is why were they out at 3 in the morning in the Gold Coast crook city area. Stop the spin.

Exactly. It does not matter who instigated the fight or even what time it occurred. The only relevant issue here is that theyย  were out of a strict quarantine hub. Who knows what they could have caught outside the hub and potentially infected everyone in said hub.

That's the reason they have these hubs isn't it. Otherwise they'd all be allowed to go to day spas everyday.

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1 hour ago, Demonland said:

Sydney Stack and Callum Coleman-Jones

Do Tigers players get given novelty names when they join the club?


7 and the AFL want Richmond through to the Grand Final. They will get a free kick and 50m penalty for the ordeal.

Tom Browne just putting HQs spin out there.

Tom Browne is a Joke, is this the state of journalism now

Pathetic... But they are owned by the AFL

The two players are obviously done for the year.ย  The AFL has been so soft on clubs that this will continue to happen.

They would have gone back to the hub so could have spread the virus through the hub potentially derailing the entire season.ย  can you think of a better breeding ground for covid than a strip club?

The Tigers should be punished harshly for this. Ralph playing the sympathy card of a poor coach will get sacked is BS. if they get a fine there is their fault, how they deal with this fine could be in many ways

Sidebottom for 4 weeks just for getting drunk and getting in an uber, visiting a mate.ย  this is WAAAAYY worse

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55 minutes ago, Deemented Are Go! said:

Tom Browne with the scoop. Card declined lolย 

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Good lord Tom Browne, the fight is the most irrelevant part of this story!

never mind the friggen kebabs!

57 minutes ago, Deemented Are Go! said:

Tom Browne with the scoop. Card declined lolย 

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Maybe his limit was reached elsewhere?


1 minute ago, DubDee said:

Good lord Tom Browne, the fight is the most irrelevant part of this story!

never mind the friggen kebabs!

I now want to know how they paid for the second order of kebabs?

2 minutes ago, DubDee said:

Good lord Tom Browne, the fight is the most irrelevant part of this story!

never mind the friggen kebabs!

100%. Absolute AFL deflection in action....

1 minute ago, Satan said:

Maybe his limit was reached elsewhere?

The Cash was placed in certain dark areas that we cannot mention here

Tasmania comes to mind!!!

Who cares about the Kebabs

They have very good doctors and Lawyers down at Punt Rd, just ask Caroline.......

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How is this considered 1 breach?

I count at least 4 already. 2 players both going to a strip club and a Kebab shop (and probably other public locations already).

Only the AFL would try to clump them as 1. Should be at least 50k for EACH of those and points for every breach over 3.


They've been in QLD 5 minutes and they're already acting like NRL players

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So these two got caught because they got in a fight. How many other AFL players have been out and about enjoying the Gold Coast nightlife without being found out. I'd say plenty. They really don't get it, and are making NRL players look like rocket scientists this year.ย 

7 minutes ago, Knuckles said:

So these two got caught because they got in a fight. How many other AFL players have been out and about enjoying the Gold Coast nightlife without being found out. I'd say plenty. They really don't get it, and are making NRL players look like rocket scientists this year.ย 

You can bet your bottom dollar that there probably have been many other breaches that haven't been caught. These two would have gotten away with it too if it wasn't for the brawl 5 metres from the cop station on Orchid Avenue.

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Just now, Pickett2Jackson said:

If they don't lose half or all of their premiership points Gillon Mclachlan has to go.

4-6 breachesย 

1. Jones - Strip club

2. Stack - Strip Club

3. Jones - Kebab Shop

4. Stack - Kebab Shop

5. Jones - Kebab Shop 2nd order

6. Stack - Kebab Shop 2nd order

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that would put them at 7 overall breaches (inc Cotchins missus). 5 of those they should lose points for.ย 

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reports coming through that they may have ordered lamb kebabs initially and then mixed meat on the second.

could have serious implication on the punishments

more to come at the 6pm news

Just now, Demonland said:

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No prizes for guessing where the cops spend their lunch breaks.ย ย ย  Hint - its not La Porchettaย  (although that could be its own joke)

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I listen to the Premier of Queensland banging on about social distancing, good hand hygiene, perhaps wearing a mask every day. Don't they?ย 

Can't see any of these things happening in a strip club for goodness sake. I hope they washed their hands before they ate the kebabs.?


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