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Oliver dinky handball costs us a goal.

May and Lever are the mainย reason weโ€™re not bottom four at this point.

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Nice handball from Oliver, straight to St Kilda for a goal.....Good Lord we are dumb.

Just now, spirit of norm smith said:

Steele Steele Steeleย 

who the farrrrrk is on himย 

goodwin farrrrrk tag himย 

Why not use Viney as a tagged...crazy


Oliver handballs straight to a Saints player who goals game over

2 minutes ago, Cards13 said:

Sorry Wise Iโ€™m not stalking with all the replyโ€™s but Vanders has been average, at best all season.ย 

No need to apologise mate.

Yes, again, I've probably given him a little more rope as I'm a fan, but he certainly hasn't set the world alight this year.

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4 minutes ago, olisik said:

6-1 in centre clearances St Kildas way. Our midfielder coach is pathetic, canโ€™t remember the last time we won the game from the midfield.

Its beyond pathetic.

3 minutes ago, olisik said:

Make that 7-1

Make that 8-1


8-1 centre clearances.

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Gawn almost looks cooked to me.ย  Too lacks a dazy for mine.ย  He just isnt playing with enough intensity for this level.

1 minute ago, praha said:

8-1 centre clearances.

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Thank godย our game plan doesnโ€™t rely on winning clearances or contested possessions.ย 

Edited by Jaded


FYI we've never beaten a Ratten coached team.

1 minute ago, Rusty Nails said:

Gawn almost looks cooked to me.ย  Too lacks a dazy for mine.ย  He just isnt playing with enough intensity for this level.

Interesting attempt at 'lackadaisical' there, Rusty!

FFS we are stuffing up everything.ย  It's embarrassing.

and now Oliver again!ย ย 


Petracca needs to go through the midfield now.

Oliver ANOTHER dinky handball nearly costs us a goal. Needs to cut it out of his game.

May is a rock down back. Should be All Australian.

Finals calibre team bullying an average team. Common theme since 2017.

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We are so boring going up the wings every time!ย ย 


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