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13 minutes ago, MyFavouriteMartian said:

communist is wrong in this picture. there should be one single straw for communist. for the state.

That 3 straw image should read socialist, surely.

While we're at it, the Physicist one is wrong too. It should readย gas and liquid. Fluid refers to gases and liquids.

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5 minutes ago, gs77 said:

While we're at it, the Physicist one is wrong too. It should readย gas and liquid. Fluid refers to gases and liquids.

I thought everything was a liquid

11 minutes ago, MyFavouriteMartian said:

It's US supporters,ย  and indirectly our players as well, which need that sub conscious lift for the spirits.

I don't think you can blame the Yanks on this occasion.

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22 minutes ago, Demonland said:

In fact here are the stats for 2020.

I've kindly asked for stats for 2018 and 2019. Will report back if I get an answer.

Gee its almost like somebody asked swamp for the numbers before replying to a post on Demonland!!!

8 minutes ago, Grimes Times said:

Gee its almost like somebody asked swamp for the numbers before replying to a post on Demonland!!!

Nice work Glenn ;)


2 hours ago, Sir Why You Little said:

Public Sentiment can be very usefulย 

For too long The MFC has sat quietly in the corner and taken the scraps

That's true. On the other hand, the public could take the opposite view. I'm not sure Hawthorn, Port Adelaide or Collingwood get public sentiment on their side because their President's speak out.

1 hour ago, Sir Why You Little said:

Premature?

No it isnโ€™t. Our game yesterday did not go ahead, if that happens I expect the President of my Club to speak about it.ย 
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How many other Presidents of AFL Clubs would you expect to remain silent in the reverse situation?

I'll half agree with you on this one. In this particular instance, I don't think it's the President's job. Rather, that's what I expect the CEO to do. I would expect the President to speak out on more significant and strategic issues, such as big picture funding matters, mergers, club identity questions, etc. I expect the CEO to discuss operational matters. I realise this particular matter is something we've not seen before, but all said and done, it's still just an operational matter.

16 minutes ago, Grimes Times said:

Gee its almost like somebody asked swamp for the numbers before replying to a post on Demonland!!!

Back to Melbourne. See we are two from two. Could not give a toss about other sides stats.

1 hour ago, Uncle Fester said:

I agree bad kicking is bad football, but if they kicked straight weโ€™d have gone down by four goals. The yips arenโ€™t the reason the game was so close

Agree that, we let our selves down in general play,ย let them get on top and that their kicking let them down to a fair extent as well.ย  However 1 goal, 4 behinds is a shocking return from a player we are looking to be a top line forward.ย  If Bailey kicks another one or two of those very gettable goals, it would have helped us put score board pressure back them and shift the momentum of the game a fair bit.ย  If we are to become a good side we need forwards kicking at much better than 20% accuracy.

I do feel that Bailey had somewhat of a bad game accuracy wise and that on other occasions he might haveย kicked 5 goals straight.ย  But we do need better consistency from Bailey and others in the team like Melk, Trac and even Max in this respects, just can't cough up gettable goals.

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1 hour ago, Sir Why You Little said:

Some people on here need waking up

Theyย have accepted seconds for that long

Posting the exact same thing over and over again ad nauseam is more likely to put people to sleep.

Just now, demonstone said:

Posting the exact same thing over and over again ad nauseam is more likely to put people to sleep.

I am responding to posters Keith, nothing moreย 


Gotta have the last word don't ya?ย  It's why you're such a well balanced poster.ย  Either that or the chip on each shoulder.ย ย ?

3 hours ago, TheKozzieExperience said:

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You probably think Hunt is better thanย  Lyon,ย  Neitz, Schwarz and Jakovich.ย ย 

Remember when you insulted them the other day?ย ย  Four legends of the MFC

Didn't insult them, for their time, really great players for the Club, would not survive these days

Unlike others on here never compare players

They asked Leigh Matthews once whether he would like to ply today, answer emphatic NO

Playing the man again I see, school out early today??????

Just now, Satyriconhome said:

Didn't insult them, for their time, really great players for the Club, would not survive these days

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This is just laughable.

You never saw any of them play,ย  I guarantee it.

1 minute ago, demonstone said:

Gotta have the last word don't ya?ย  It's why you're such a well balanced poster.ย  Either that or the chip on each shoulder.ย ย ?

Gemini mate

Very well Balanced

If [censored] is thrown at me, i am more than happy to fire it back. That only occurs from some Posters on here, the rest is all just fun banter


3 minutes ago, Satyriconhome said:

Didn't insult them, for their time, really great players for the Club, would not survive these days

Unlike others on here never compare players

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What a joke Post that is

You really leave yourself wide open

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3 hours ago, Sir Why You Little said:

I want to hear what the President has to say

I am not putting any words in his mouth

I want to hear what Bartlett plans to do

Our next opponent should be Essendrug and i would be fighting hard for that

Plans to do what?

We have a game against Geelong, next weekend, hopefully, the rest has got [censored] all to do with us

Footy is the priority, so we arranged a practice game to ensure still got the miles in, after checking with the Chairman, that was ok of course

Just now, Sir Why You Little said:

What a joke Post that is

You really leave yourself wide open

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Saty now on record saying the following players would be useless in the 'modern' game

David Neitzย 
David Schwarzย 
Allen Jakovich
Garry Lyon

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1 minute ago, Satyriconhome said:

Plans to do what?

We have a game against Geelong, next weekend, hopefully, the rest has got [censored] all to do with us

Footy is the priority, so we arranged a practice game to ensure still got the miles in, after checking with the Chairman, that was ok of course

Go away. You are the ultimate yes man

I am not interested inyour cheap shots

Our next opponent should be Essendon and that is what we should fight for

1 minute ago, Sir Why You Little said:

What a joke Post that is

You really leave yourself wide open

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Wide open for what, your scintillatinย wit and opinions

Those players were great players in their time

Only concerned about how we go against Geelong

It is 2020

If we go small against Geelong and win, all this about a Key Forward will be forgotten, well for a week at least


2 minutes ago, TheKozzieExperience said:

Saty now on record saying the following players would be useless in the 'modern' game

David Neitzย 
David Schwarzย 
Allen Jakovich
Garry Lyon

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Clown ? School 101

1 minute ago, TheKozzieExperience said:

Saty now on record saying the following players would be useless in the 'modern' game

David Neitzย 
David Schwarzย 
Allen Jakovich
Garry Lyon

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Didn't say that

Said I don't think they would be of value in the modern game, the game has changed

If Leigh Matthews who should know, expressed the same, for some reason I value his.opinion above yours

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Just now, Satyriconhome said:

Didn't say that

Said I don't think they would be of value in the modern game, the game has changed

If Leigh Matthews who should know, expressed the same, for some reason I value his.opinion above yours

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You said they โ€œwouldnโ€™t survive in the modern gameโ€

a ridiculous comment, but quite insightful into your knowledge of the game

Clown ? School ?ย 

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6 minutes ago, Sir Why You Little said:

Clown ? School 101

Harsh self assessment there

Your opinion on whether Schwarz would be able to fillย  the defensive role required of a forward these days

Even Tom Hawkins, who probably equates to the old fashioned gorilla is finding the game is going past him, Tex Walker similarly

Off you go, let's hear an opinion, rather than your usual name calling and toys from the pram

Edited by Satyriconhome


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