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For something to fill the time during the social separation why don't we start never ending threads on the well known nicknames for past and present players.

I will start with

Froggy - Neil Crompton premiership player and goal sneak.

Please add your own and keep this rolling. We might need it for some time.

 

 

Hollywood - David Cordner. Given to him because he smoked Peter Stuyvesant cigarettes which supposedly all the film stars did at the time. 

 

Rhino - Russell Richards

Bobby - Mark Withers

Circum - Greg Sizer

Franken - Jim Stynes (supporters called him this and he hated it)

Sticky Fingers - Steven Icke

Sugar - Greg Healy


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Please don't use them all at once. This thread may have to last a few weeks.

OK, we're all a bit bored here so, further to that Peter Marquis post and veering completely off topic, I've gone the extra mile and come up with a cricket team for your consideration.

In batting order, they are Nathan Jones, David Hasselhoff, Sid Vicious, Shane MacGowan, Waylon Smithers, Peter Marquis, Damien Monkhorst, Bill Dunk, Lou Reed, Colin Miller and Scarlett Johansson.

Or, if you prefer, Chunky, Hunky, Punky, Drunky, Flunky, Trunky, Monkey, Dunky, Junky, Funky and Spunky.  Phew!

 
Just now, demonstone said:

OK, we're all a bit bored here so, further to that Peter Marquis post and veering completely off topic, I've gone the extra mile and come up with a cricket team for your consideration.

In batting order, they are Nathan Jones, David Hasselhoff, Sid Vicious, Shane MacGowan, Waylon Smithers, Peter Marquis, Damien Monkhorst, Bill Dunk, Lou Reed, Colin Miller and Scarlett Johansson.

Or, if you prefer, Chunky, Hunky, Punky, Drunky, Flunky, Trunky, Monkey, Dunky, Junky, Funky and Spunky.  Phew!

Haha ? Waylon Smithers!!

How about 'Fuchsia' for perhaps the greatest of them all?

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38 minutes ago, demonstone said:

OK, we're all a bit bored here so, further to that Peter Marquis post and veering completely off topic, I've gone the extra mile and come up with a cricket team for your consideration.

In batting order, they are Nathan Jones, David Hasselhoff, Sid Vicious, Shane MacGowan, Waylon Smithers, Peter Marquis, Damien Monkhorst, Bill Dunk, Lou Reed, Colin Miller and Scarlett Johansson.

Or, if you prefer, Chunky, Hunky, Punky, Drunky, Flunky, Trunky, Monkey, Dunky, Junky, Funky and Spunky.  Phew!

Outstanding work, demonstone.

4 hours ago, tiers said:

For something to fill the time during the social separation why don't we start never ending threads on the well known nicknames for past and present players.

I will start with

Froggy - Neil Crompton premiership player and goal sneak.

Please add your own and keep this rolling. We might need it for some time.

 

Thank you for putting me first. I guess I am the only real hero from the last 55 years haha

Anyone who kicks the winning goal in a GF is a hero and legend.

Strawbs

Tulip and

The Ox

and Hassa   was not his real name


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33 minutes ago, Neil Crompton said:

Thank you for putting me first. I guess I am the only real hero from the last 55 years haha

I watched the ball sail towards me. A goal for all time. You had to be first.

Garry Lyon - Dollars

Darren Bennett - Billy

Tony Campbell - TC

Rod Grinter - Balls 

Earl Spalding - Duke

Glen Lovett - Wally

David Williams - Daisy

Andy Lovell - Chopper

Chris Connolly - Cuddles

Simon Eishold - Ice

Sean Wight - Haggis

Robbie Flower - Tulip


I’m amazed he’s not already listed here, but The Wizard (Jeff Farmer)

Not well known and requires a bit of Harry Potter knowledge but I've heard 'Gilderoy' for Jay Lockhart.

 

Norm Smith- the Fox or Red Fox

”Checka Hughes”

Brian The Doc Roet

Brian Dixon -Dicko

John Townsend -Towna

Big Carl Ditterich

Geoff Tunbridge -Tunna

Wayne Gordon -Scotchy

 

 

 


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