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TRAINING: Wednesday 12th February 2020

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4 minutes ago, Jaded said:

It’s my wedding. Wedding planning is about as enjoyable and good value for money as being a Melbourne member. 
A lot of stress for a day of good fun. 

Awesome. Hope your day goes off like a frog in a sock.

Plenty of us to cover the worry of pre-season injuries so you can concentrate on getting your lines right at the altar. Dont want you fluffing your "repeat after me".

Relax, we got this !!

 
2 hours ago, Jaded said:

It’s my wedding. Wedding planning is about as enjoyable and good value for money as being a Melbourne member. 
A lot of stress for a day of good fun. 

Congrats Jaded, hope you have a great day and a happy life together .

13 hours ago, Jaded said:

It’s my wedding. Wedding planning is about as enjoyable and good value for money as being a Melbourne member. 
A lot of stress for a day of good fun. 

you should have hired Fronk the wedding planner from Father of the Bride fame.

 
14 hours ago, Jaded said:

It’s my wedding. Wedding planning is about as enjoyable and good value for money as being a Melbourne member. 
A lot of stress for a day of good fun. 

All the best for your big day, Jaded. And good luck with the recovery from your surgery.

Your occasional diversions into your private life is my favourite non-Demons part of Demonland. 

Best wishes for your nuptials from me as well, Jaded.

They say that marriage is a great institution but, then again, who wants to live in an institution?  ?


Don't do it, Jaded'.Marriage, the exchange of bad temper during the day, bad smells during the night.': Maupassant.

19 hours ago, Satyriconhome said:

Oh no bad news for the Omac detractors

 

Surely this was staged???

17 hours ago, Jaded said:

I need it. 

Wedding in 4 weeks. Just had major abdominal surgery. And now to top it off these endless injury reports. 
It’s too much!

Jaded..... 4-6.     Add it to the list !!!!!!

 

Just saw Maxy at lunch. Can confirm:

  • he ate fritters and poached eggs (will this impact his run for captain??)
  • he cannot fit through door frames
  • he was limping but also smiling
19 hours ago, Jaded said:

I need it. 

Wedding in 4 weeks. Just had major abdominal surgery. And now to top it off these endless injury reports. 
It’s too much!

Congratulations @Jaded.

Wedding in 4-weeks (28 days) + 2 weeks Honeymoon (14 days). Round 1 in 38 days. So, the honeymoon is in Perth?


Just wondering whether with these injuries (including Nietschke's season ending acl) it might make it more likely that a Pre-season Supplemental Selection would be utilised?

20 minutes ago, Freddy Fuschia said:

Just wondering whether with these injuries (including Nietschke's season ending acl) it might make it more likely that a Pre-season Supplemental Selection would be utilised?

Well it's already a fait accompli I reckon

Brown and Harley have been offered list places for 2020.

The injury rule for long term is another avenue which we will have to consider very soon I would think.

A ruckman or Ben Sokol perhaps.

On 2/12/2020 at 7:06 PM, Jaded said:

It’s my wedding. Wedding planning is about as enjoyable and good value for money as being a Melbourne member. 
A lot of stress for a day of good fun. 

At least you will end with a successful outcome.

Congratulations, this life event far more important than training news. The team have it covered.

and hopefully the beginning of another increase in membership.

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