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Reiwoldt & Cotchin were both shizen other than a cameo last quarter from Jack.

 

We don't have a toenail clipping worth of what Tigers have. Not even a piggy.

Edited by Monocology

1 minute ago, Jaded said:

Will this ever be us? ?

What....losing a Prelim? Nah.... :)

 

 

Happiness, gratitude, enjoy the moment.  Sounds like the Hawks just with a much better list.


Really impressed with Houli after seeing him interviewed by Daisy.

2 minutes ago, Monocology said:

We don't have a toenail clipping worth of what Tigers have. Not even a piggy.

This is exactly why certain Veterans should Retire from our list

 

I just turned to the Mrs and said that this was Geelongs last chance at a tilt.

Geelong are finished 

 

Ugh yuck. I think if the filth get through tomorrow I may ask Dutton to deport me somewhere. 

Seriously geelong were pathetic in that 2nd half. They just crumbled. Interestingly we didn't see Chris Scott being shown in the box in the final term. But those 2nd quarter misses really hurt them. 

They kicked 1 goal in each of the 3rd and final quarters. This was the team that finished on top. 

Ablett can no longer kicked the ball over 45 metres,  Dahlhaus provided nothing and Danger was not sen in the final term. 

Wonder what Chris Scott will say in his presser. 

GWS please please do us a favour and knock the filth put tomorrow.

 


4 minutes ago, dazzledavey36 said:

I just turned to the Mrs and said that this was Geelongs last chance at a tilt.

Geelong are finished 

 

Why? 

If Ablett and Harry retire, that won't kill them and they have 8 guaranteed walk up start wins, at their own dung heap. An advantage that no other Vic team has.

When Kelly goes they will get players or high picks.

They have a potential forward star in Esava.

Players seem to want to go there.

4 minutes ago, Jaded said:

We could have drafted Martin.... 

 

sad homer simpson GIF

He would have left our club years ago. Dusty wouldn't have hung around during our bad periods. 

8 minutes ago, dazzledavey36 said:

I just turned to the Mrs and said that this was Geelongs last chance at a tilt.

Geelong are finished 

 

I hope you’re right, but Geelong are like herpes, they just won’t go away. 

 

* I don’t have herpes. 

Edited by Robot Devil

10 minutes ago, hardtack said:

Really impressed with Houli after seeing him interviewed by Daisy.

He was brilliant down back in the 2nd half. 

9 minutes ago, dazzledavey36 said:

I just turned to the Mrs and said that this was Geelongs last chance at a tilt.

Geelong are finished 

 

And not a minute too soon 

That smug [censored] Dangerfield can wipe the stupid smile off his face. 


Just now, dees189227 said:

He was brilliant down back in the 2nd half. 

Yep, Houli and Edwards led the second half resurgence; some moments of true brilliance.

1 minute ago, Jaded said:

We could have drafted Martin.... 

 

sad homer simpson GIF

Dw Jaded...we got to see experience some fabulous football from the same draft from the likes of Tapscott, Gysberts, $cummy and Trenners.

baby success GIF

Just now, Rusty Nails said:

Dw Jaded...we got to see experience some fabulous football from the same draft from the likes of Tapscott, Gysberts, $cummy and Trenners.

baby success GIF

sad matt leblanc GIF

15 minutes ago, dees189227 said:

He would have left our club years ago. Dusty wouldn't have hung around during our bad periods. 

In fairness Tigers had a pretty poor (mind you not by our standards) few years after he was drafted IIRC. 

17 minutes ago, Redleg said:

Why? 

If Ablett and Harry retire, that won't kill them and they have 8 guaranteed walk up start wins, at their own dung heap. An advantage that no other Vic team has.

When Kelly goes they will get players or high picks.

They have a potential forward star in Esava.

Players seem to want to go there.

Because they have a ageing list that will get found out next year.


18 minutes ago, hardtack said:

Yep, Houli and Edwards led the second half resurgence; some moments of true brilliance.

Houli must be so happy to have left the Bombers before the needles came out.  

A very committed and still improving player. 

Our recruiting is very poor..

Tigers have recruited well, Prestia, Caddy, Lynch 

we swap our early pick Tyson, Salem & miss a star like josh Kelly.. 

pay overs for lever & May 

27 minutes ago, dazzledavey36 said:

I just turned to the Mrs and said that this was Geelongs last chance at a tilt.

Geelong are finished 

 

I wish it were so, but that bl@@dy team always seems to find some players from under the cow pats in the paddocks down there. 

Bl@@dy farmers.

 

I was at the match.

It is depressing to think that a team like Richmond, a top 2 side, can top up with Lynch, virtually the best forward in the game. A player like that simply wont come to Melbourne.

And Howe, now an All Australian, walks.

What hope is there?

32 minutes ago, dazzledavey36 said:

I just turned to the Mrs and said that this was Geelongs last chance at a tilt.

Geelong are finished 

 

 

27 minutes ago, Redleg said:

Why? 

If Ablett and Harry retire, that won't kill them and they have 8 guaranteed walk up start wins, at their own dung heap. An advantage that no other Vic team has.

When Kelly goes they will get players or high picks.

They have a potential forward star in Esava.

Players seem to want to go there.

They're done 'Red'...

Apart from Ablett & Harry,

The end is near for Selwood x 2, Hawkins & Tuohy.

Danger can't run a long campaign carrying the team, didn't/couldn't fire a shot when needed in the 2nd half & a lot of wasted possessions in the first.

Kelly will be a huge loss, kids from the draft won't cover his loss. 


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