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Gus one of many handballs to a phantom player this season.  Mind boggling.  Seriously need to trade.

 

Optimism meter now on 5%

 

7 plays back to back we've turned it over. These guys are brain dead 


All of a sudden we revert back to woeful skills and turnovers , to lock down second bottom on the ladder, and making sure Jordies last game is a forgettable one.

FMD our kicking has been appalling this quarter. It's like they are aiming to hit  an opponent or a spectator in the stand lace out

 

Lever is so over-rated. The number of times he turns over the ball or kicks it out on the full is atrocious. Totally unacceptable 

Fritta is literally the only forward with ANY footy smarts.


Fritz should never play backline again   We are stupid if we do

Lever by foot is just bloody hopeless.

It's the little things with the umpiring that get me.

Fritsch gets all the way back on his mark and going through his routine. Umpire then says Bailey, around 2 metres, and ah yeah, 15 gone.

Just now, ICU2 Jerry Jerry said:

7 plays back to back we've turned it over. These guys are brain dead 

Going 35% efficiency by foot this quarter to norths 65%


Maxy why woukd you bother kicking it there?  Another rediculous habit we need  get out of our game.  The 3 foot handball inside is another criminal act.

Kicking efficiency back to season standard ...35%!

I've never seen ANB win a 50/50 ball . . . Ever. He should have accidentally won one by now


Has Tracc had a touch after quarter time lol

Everyone here at the pub:

"No way Gawn kicks this."

Me: "Yeah Gawn won't kick this."

Nek minnit...

Take a bow Max.

 

 

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