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2 minutes ago, Cam Schwab's Whiteboard said:

Heard an umpire say that Ra Richmond player wasn't holding the ball because he was already on the ground. Where was that rule for Gawn a few weeks ago?

The inconsistency in umpiring is a disgrace, and the AFL only have themselves to blame.

It wasn’t the player, it was the ball the umpire was referring to. Implying he didn’t drag it in as it was already under. 

Very subjective but that is how they continue to get the tick of approval 

 
1 minute ago, Demonsone said:

What have we done in the last 30-50 years ... he’s played against & saw the rabble we have been & apart from 2 gf which we lost to him by 96points we continue to unravel & can’t sustain success. You need to earn respect by winning something not pretending! 

True, but it annoys the [censored] out of me. I know respect must be earned but everyone taking pot shots wears a bit thin sometimes.... I get what you're saying tho.

3 minutes ago, FireInTheBelly said:

It's all very clear to me now.

We need cows grazing on the G through the week, and extra dung beetles brought in to boost numbers.

That will reduce the fly population, and, ergo, fewer maggots.

?????????

The original “maggot infestation” comment by america de Cali had me in stitches, and then this post just pushed me over the edge. Best 1-2 comment punch in recent memory! 

 

Hunt continuing a good season. Looks like he’s blanketing Rioli and doing a very good job. I wish they used him more when he runs by teammates to create an option.

Is lever alright?


Stokes is out in the Ashes game.....just sayin

Just now, Wadda We Sing said:

Stokes is out in the Ashes game.....just sayin

little feather to paine

Just now, Wadda We Sing said:

Stokes is out in the Ashes game.....just sayin

So good to listen to warns instead of Darcy ling Brayshaw  Johnson brereton 

 

2019 we must be one of the best bad sides ever....competitive pretty much every week just cant win


1 minute ago, Gunna’s said:

So good to listen to warns instead of Darcy ling Brayshaw  Johnson brereton 

Hes probably back from the pub though...

1 minute ago, sisso said:

2019 we must be one of the best bad sides ever....competitive pretty much every week just cant win

which is what is actually encouraging for the future

we've played like garbage all year but been really competitive, particularly since the bye (and we got the backline back and the forwardline got rebuilt due to injury)

nice to see angus tackling again! remember his first season - consistently up around 10 a game from memory..

Just now, wizardinoz said:

Maggots crucifying us frees 4 to 12

Its not the free count that is the issue. It’s that there are rules that are only enforced when it benefits one side tonight  

Free kick stats should be lopsided. They should be based on actual infringements which would be coincidental if it were the same. 



If anyone happens to be looking over the stats at half time and notices that our 'clangers' count is the only stat where we are well off the Tigers, please remember that free kicks against count as clangers...

 

Wagner up and under kick.

Commentator: "was he trying to kick it up a chimney?!!"


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