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here comes the tsunami of consecutive goals, start counting

#draftpicks

 

Oliver Viney Brayshaw getting an absolute bath.

IMO throw Jones in the middle with Salem and Baker. Force Oliver and Brayshaw to play accountable football.

1 tackle for a quarter is pathetic.

40 point loss coming up

 

Holding, holding, holding. None of those free kicks were there. Umpires, it is a contact sport. And where is Jack?

God Oliver has been Horrible.. go join ypur mate Gus and [censored] pull ya head in!


The boys are not putting enough pressure on anyone through the middle or putting their noses down and bums up.

Clarry's [censored] handball.  When will he get that shovelling [censored] out of his game.

May been good 

 

OH, THERE HE IS!


WHY?  Why is it so hard to take our time to hit up a simple lead in the forward line?  When has bombing it ever worked?

They don't even try!

[censored] our midfield is [censored]. We need to bring some skill in over the offseason. This is so hard to watch us win the hard ball then [censored] up over and over.

Weids handball fmd...another shovel to no man's land putting no pressure on their backs.

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Cam Raynor keeping us in this


WIN A [censored] CLEARENCE FFS!!!!!

Another answered goal.

Just one centre clearance?  please?

Play a free when a player creeps 5mm over the mark but don’t play a free for dangerous tunneling. Never mind because we got a goal, but still. 

Midfield is killing us. 

1 minute ago, DaveyJones'sLocker said:

Harmes clearly tunnelled no whistle wtf

Ump looking right at it


 

Woeful in the middle bottom three team


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