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We are horrible. 

What the hell are they doing at training??

Cant pass, kick or mark. 

PATHETIC. 

 

Watching Jeff before the first bounce.  Kicked it from 35 out through the middle every time.  Game time - won’t have a shot. I just don’t understand...

Just now, gregdemon said:

any chance a handball or kick can hit target.  the scum can do it

 

 

Probably not, we haven’t really been able to do it all season.

 

I thought Lever and May were gonna fix this guys?

Edited by DSP

Ffs Frittata!!!!

Oli needs to stop handballing to a stationary ruckman! Bloody take it on Oli!!!

Weid.... 


No point getting upset we are just hopeless unfortunately 

 

How does Garlett still get a game. He should be in the seconds and never to return. 

Here’s a thought put PREUSS in his place. 

Umps have taken over now 


Preuss had to play. At least he'd be halving these forward entries. 

Disastrous non-decision by match committee.

Why recruit him???

I just cannot believe how far off the mark we are this year, So bloody frustrating. After 50 years I should be used to it.  (but I am not) 

I am done with McDonald. He can just join his other spud of a brother and [censored] off

Edited by dazzledavey36


2 minutes ago, 1 red eye 1 blue eye said:

No point getting upset we are just hopeless unfortunately 

yeah I am chilling out  bring on 2020

We destroy any key forwards game and confidence.

McDonald is just awful today... he’s an extra Pie today I swear 

2 minutes ago, Sir Why You Little said:

We should be 9 goals down

What does this club do during the week??

Hone their razorlike skills.


 

We are a [censored] Joke! 

Wake up to yourself goodwin!!


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