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1 minute ago, Dee Since 73 said:

Blatant push in the back to jkh was it? [censored] cheating [censored].

Yes didnt see the push first time...Blatent

 

OH MY GOD WILL SOMEONE IN THIS CLUB STAND UP, GROW A PAIR AND KICK A GOAL?

they have lost the will and so have I.

 

This club is making me lose the will to live. Or at least watch them play. 

[censored] HELL SOMEONE STAND UP AND KICK A [censored] GOAL YOU MEAK [censored]

 
2 minutes ago, Fork 'em said:

Lol .....  He's competing against Max Gawn.

How so, max doesn’t play deep forward. How many bombs to the hot spot have you seen tonight? I’ve seen 5 in the last quarter alone. Don’t you think it would be handy having a 206cm 110kg bloke standing their for just such an occasion?


'they just need some of the better ball handlers to get their hands on it'

HAHAHAHA THEY DON'T EXIST.

1 minute ago, doc roet said:

our back line is so depleted

It’s the forwards that have [censored] this up by kicking behinds instead of goals

Who. The. [censored]. Is. On. Betts?!

This season can’t end quickly enough. 

Defensive awareness. Zero. Rather astonishing. One way runners the whole way.


12.14 to 14.6 would do that to you yet we still don’t hire a goal kicking coach 

Nathan Jones is going to win this for us.

2 minutes ago, RedButMostlyBlue said:

OH MY GOD WILL SOMEONE IN THIS CLUB STAND UP, GROW A PAIR AND KICK A GOAL?

No sign of any in anyone.

What a disappointing team.

Seriously doubting if I will bother going to the QB game.  Give me some =reason to go Dees!


1.6 to 5.2 this quarter.

nobody but ourselves to blame if we loose this

Edit now 1.7

Edited by —coach—

 

Yet again, game should of been done and dusted mid 3rd quarter.

 

Just lost for words.

Edited by DSP


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