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1 minute ago, Clint Bizkit said:

I like Baker.

Can he coach?

 

Looks the goods. 

 
Just now, doc roet said:

Steven May just sighted walking into the coaches box with a couple of pints for Goody, to prepare him for his presser.

Got to get him warmed up for the 1000 yard stare and his emotionless, tired cliches.

 

1 minute ago, doc roet said:

Steven May just sighted walking into the coaches box with a couple of pints for Goody, to prepare him for his presser.

And a defib.


These late match goals are crucial for percentage!

 

 

Jeff Garlett - you obviously can not for the life of you contest any ball in the air.

Absolutely deflating.


46 minutes ago, Jaded said:

I just want to know what we think we are going to do with Goodwin idiotic contract extensions if these sorts of performances continue?

It's a Gap year.  nothing will change that and we will be back UP where we will belong next year.

Most teams have this happen to them over the past 20 years. 

 

Its just we had a fantastic  'tour dee form',  later last season.    And many here got too-far ahead of themselves...  just as many of ourt players did.

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It's only taken Goodwin three quarters to figure out that Tom McDonald should be playing and staying at full forward. For the first three it was Lockhart.

Just now, layzie said:

T-mac back 

*tumbleweed blows across forward line*

2 minutes ago, Rusty Nails said:

These late match goals are crucial for percentage!

 

Tongue in cheek!


2 minutes ago, leave it to deever said:

I cant wait until we say goodbye to at least half a dozen list cloggers.

Only half?  Try double Deever

1 minute ago, leave it to deever said:

I cant wait until we say goodbye to at least half a dozen list cloggers.

Seems like we have been saying that for the last decade.


21 minutes ago, the rolling fog said:

Dig up stupid

Nah,  think outside that box,  literally...   think Laterally...   and dig sideways, and in circles.  Fill the whole.  and then step out.!

Just a bit of housekeeping for those of us at the game, can the last person to leave please shut the gate behind you? Thanks. 

 

Does Wagner know he’s left footed? I’ve never seen a left footer constantly run himself onto their right like he does. So dumb. 

Any danger of the umpires actually knowing WTF is going on? Totally murdered a once great game.


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