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What they're saying over at Alberton Oval

pewpewpew
in Melbourne Demons

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Re: Round 1 clash versus the Demons.

Well let’s hope it’s 2013 again I guess

2019, just like 2018.

Tough game first up :confused:

Last time we played Melbourne in round 1 at the mcg is still one of the best days at the footy I have been too. The uncertainty of how we would go and the hype of the Melbourne supporters brutally rebuffed by a new free scoring port, the debut of Ollie wines and a jay Schulz mark of the year contender. Happy times. Hope for a repeat.

Pencil that one in as a near certain loss.

The only strength we have now is our inside 'bulls' as KT called them, and theyve been hammered inside by the maturing young group that Melbourne have for a while now. Theyve been too quick, reflexes too fast, and simply too hard for us. We got super lucky last time at home against them and we've only gotten worse since then, while theyve got a shitload of organic growth left in them.

In a year where we will really struggle to make the top 12 let alone 8, its a terrible start.

Nothing like starting the season with a 10 goal loss emoji28.png

Always good to get games at the G

Dees by 79 points.

So we going to Crows vs Hawthorn to boo Chad :tongueclosed::tongueclosed::tongueclosed:

Thread title needs to be changed to Swimming & [censored] Cup lol

----- I reckon old mate will be in the SANFL lol

Lol who ******* cares. I'm still not even close to remotely wanting any sort of football.

We will get smashed

Bring back 2013.

It'll be 237 days since our last win. We could be due.

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    Surprised they could string so many coherent sentences together.

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    1 hour ago, pewpewpew said:

    Thread title needs to be changed to Swimming & [censored] Cup lol

    Swimming Carnival of Hate

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    Perhaps we' ll agree to shift the game to "  The Barton " oval. Closer to home for them ......no , stuff 'em. 

    Lets destroy them at the G 

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    Dropped over to the Port forum in the last few rounds of 2016... they seem to be quite realistic in the main.

    Should be a win for MFC but nothing is certain with the MFC as we well know.

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    Only 5 months to wait

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    2 hours ago, Jibroni said:

    Only 5 months to wait

     

    4 hours ago, spirit of norm smith said:

    Welcome back Jack

    Somehow I don't think the first round can come quick enough for Wattsy

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    3 minutes ago, deespicable me said:

     

    Somehow I don't think the first round can come quick enough for Wattsy

    When does the SANFL kick off?

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    12 hours ago, deespicable me said:

     

    Somehow I don't think the first round can come quick enough for Wattsy

    Assuming he can contain the other distractions in his life ?

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    My Port supporting mate Dave has heard JW will be caddying for Tiger Woods next year.

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    16 hours ago, Moonshadow said:

    I'm really worried we will be torn a new one by Chad Wingard....

    He has to replace Cyril and Burgoyne - he's not that good

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