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Official Nicknames

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4 hours ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

Is that Clint Stanaway? 

That is a bloody good get!

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    Tongue in cheek until you've arrived

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    On 10/20/2018 at 4:33 PM, Rodney (Balls) Grinter said:

    So Vs the Hawks:

    "Dougy to Chuck, intercepted by Scully who has Chunks all over him as he lies there on the ground"

    Absolute Gold, Rod

    On 10/20/2018 at 9:19 PM, Tram 74 said:

    Preuss has to be Tank

    initials BP

    BP= Petrol

    He is 206 and 115 kg

    = Tank

    Don't let Brock McLean hear that, Tram .... we could be fined another half million.

    On 10/21/2018 at 7:58 AM, Dee Zephyr said:

    At a couple of kids clinics this year I’ve heard the players call Salem ‘Salo’ Or ‘Say-Lo’. 

    Better than poor old Broooce,  'Sahhleeem'

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    Official nicknames for the new draftees that I have chosen -

    Tom Sparrow  -     Squawker

    James Jordan   -    JJ

    Aaron Nietschke  -  The Philosopher

    Marty Hore   -     Filthy

    Toby Bedford    -      Uncle

     

    Can one of the training attendess please pass this list on to the players for official use.  Thanks.

     

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    Surely Aaron Nietshcke has to be Dr. Phil.

    We need to refill our quota of offensive nicknames now Cam Pedersen is gone.

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    3 hours ago, Petraccattack said:

    Official nicknames for the new draftees that I have chosen -

    Tom Sparrow  -     Squawker

    James Jordan   -    JJ

    Aaron Nietschke  -  The Philosopher

    Marty Hore   -     Filthy

    Toby Bedford    -      Uncle

     

    Can one of the training attendess please pass this list on to the players for official use.  Thanks.

     

    I played local footy with a block nicknamed Filthy, he didn’t get it for quite the same analogy though.

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    2 hours ago, Colin B. Flaubert said:

    Surely Aaron Nietshcke has to be Dr. Phil.

    We need to refill our quota of offensive nicknames now Cam Pedersen is gone.

    simply, Johann_

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    Tom Sparrow (sparro's)  -  Dawn.

    Edited by DV8

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    2 hours ago, Colin B. Flaubert said:

    Surely Aaron Nietshcke has to be Dr. Phil.

    We need to refill our quota of offensive nicknames now Cam Pedersen is gone.

    Surely we have to bring Neita back.

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    Sparrow = Fart

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    Tom "Jack" Sparrow, James "Air" Jordan, Aaron "Jack" Nitzsche, Marty "Two Buck" Hore, and Toby "Wheels" Bedford.
     

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    On 11/23/2018 at 5:17 PM, Petraccattack said:

    Official nicknames for the new draftees that I have chosen -

    Tom Sparrow  -     Squawker

    James Jordan   -    JJ

    Aaron Nietschke  -  The Philosopher

    Marty Hore   -     Filthy

    Toby Bedford    -      Uncle

     

    Can one of the training attendess please pass this list on to the players for official use.  Thanks.

     

    Aaron Nietschke   - Friedrich

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    Wouldn’t it be more appropriate for Gawn to have the nickname Chuck, rather the Spargo? 

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    On 11/23/2018 at 5:17 PM, Petraccattack said:

    Official nicknames for the new draftees that I have chosen -

    Tom Sparrow  -     Squawker

    James Jordan   -    JJ

    Aaron Nietschke  -  The Philosopher

    Marty Hore   -     Filthy

    Toby Bedford    -      Uncle

     

    Can one of the training attendess please pass this list on to the players for official use.  Thanks.

     

    Tom sparrow =  Tweedy

    James Jordan= mic

    Aaron Nietschke= Doc (Dr death )(Dr Philip nitschke)

    Marty Hore = loose 

    Toby Bedford = old timer 

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    On 10/20/2018 at 4:54 PM, P-man said:

    Fritsch: Fritta, Bayls

    Fritsch : Fearless Fly

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