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14 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

jaqui maxine?

Jacquelyn is certainly a possibility, her Son is Maximilien so we have Gawn covered.

 
2 hours ago, Wrecker45 said:

Solo or with a partner?

i wouldn’t normally ask but you strike me as someone who could  do non-consensual in your own company.

Thank you for asking Wrecker.

 
On 9/18/2018 at 3:42 PM, Philthy said:

We were fortunate enough to have another boy November last year, can't wait to watch the game with Oliver even if he doesn't have much of an idea what's going on!

Great name. Did you see the sun today. Second last page. The column with random stuff including whispers. Some footy player had a baby called Oliver and they put clayton's face on a baby's body. 

Cry like a big old baby... 

Then make a Big Footy account for the sole purpose to troll those Meth Coast flogs & fuel their twisted VFL conspiracies. 

 


Thank my lucky stars that I had the good sense to rearrange the entire last quarter of my work year, so I can push out my work trip and be in Melbourne for the grand final. 

Great move Jaded, great move!

On 9/18/2018 at 1:54 PM, Delusional demon 82 said:

Feel some redemption for the tears I had as a 12 year old watching from home as the demons got smashed at the WACA back in the ‘94 prelim. My first demon premiership dream as a kid in tatters, we were riding a similar wave back then and a team with talent to boot, but came up against a juggernaut with players that looked unnaturally stronger and bigger then ours, over in the bright WA sunshine, with all their supporters wearing those disgusting fake blue and yellow scarfs, their stupid early 90s Eagles baseball caps and bolle sunglasses and their coach , can’t recall his name, and arrogant looking man with a silver bushy moustache .

Since then I’ve always hated West Coast 

Same age, same experience. I hate these pricks

On 9/18/2018 at 1:21 PM, Bitter but optimistic said:

I shall have drunken but consensual sex immediately post game.

 

And watch the replay later

You might need to buy the maid a new WC jumper, the old one will be a bit tattered by now....

 
17 hours ago, GCDee said:

Cry like a big old baby... 

Then make a Big Footy account for the sole purpose to troll those Meth Coast flogs & fuel their twisted VFL conspiracies. 

 

I'll probably sleep like a baby. That is, wake every two hours, cry and need some assistance getting changed into something dry.


Kiss anyone in sight

On 9/19/2018 at 6:34 PM, DaisyDeeciple said:

Almost in tears reading this thread, is incredible how much we weave the fate and fortune of the club into our own lives to mark significant and very personal events, feel very close to all of you. I will be going batsh1t crazy here in Rome. We have our daughter due next Monday and in my mind the good fortune of expecting a healthy daughter is linked to how thehr club is going. And i know how objectively stupid that sounds, I'm even reconsidering the name should we salute in the GF.

Call her Cinzia Daniella. I love the name Cinzia. Good luck for the big event ( and I'm not just talking about the birth either )

There will be tears.... but got to be more interesting than that! Maybe post a video on Facebook of me singing it’s a grand old flag in nothing but a dees scarf again. 

4 hours ago, Precard said:

Are you single?

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5 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Have you scattered your entrails to confirm a dees victory chook?

as we speak. They are pointing in the right direction. Another omen - the mighty Wycheproof Demons ( same jumper) won the premiership 

Hug my dog then start booking flights.

10 minutes ago, chook fowler said:

as we speak. They are pointing in the right direction. Another omen - the mighty Wycheproof Demons ( same jumper) won the premiership 

That's it then. Thanks chook, I'll start making celebratory  arrangements for next week!


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