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The Trading and Drafting Board ... has begun

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The holy trinity (Oliver, Lever, Cross) Draft, Trade & Free Agency Board.

The name proposed by Deanox - “The Draft, Trade and Cheese Board” seems to have struck a Red and Blue Vein of support that’s all too rare among Demonlanders.

I therefore declare that it’s a feta accompli and without further ado, let’s kick off with the new board.

And just to help newer posters, here’s an example of how to initiate a new thread and, in doing so you might just 
Krakouer Barrel of laughs:-

The Matthew Limburger Thread

A caller just rang SEN to report that Bomber ruckman Matthew Limburger is a bit cheesed off at having to play second fiddle to Tom “Taco” Bellchambers in the ruck and is thinking of taking a dip at the trade market. 

The caller described the 202cm ruckman, who has only just turned 30, as the cream of the available big man crop and if he’s looking at topping off his great career, there would be no better place for him to do it than at Melbourne.

”He’s the Big Cheese””, the caller said.

Hearing the news made me grin because I think the story is nothing more than waffle.

A frustrated Limburger is pictured below sitting out a recent game at the MCG.

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Told my partner about this great honor you have bestowed upon me.

I didn't get the response I was expecting, but it was probably the one I deserved!

 

 

 
1 hour ago, deanox said:

Told my partner about this great honor you have bestowed upon me.

I didn't get the response I was expecting, but it was probably the one I deserved!

 

A well deserved recognition for your efforts...

I'm sure some of the players will also honor you by going to Philadelphia for EOS trip although I'm hearing a few may choose to stay on the Mainland ?

Now for a good rumour.............with carrot, err cheese.....


Ned...seen ducking into the home of the MFC on 7th September 2018

Great name - hopefully we can bring in some quality, particularly someone with a Cracker Barrel, or become a Roquefort in defence, whilst allowing Hibberd and Lever a Brie(z) to sweep up the ground balls. I Camembert to wait til trade week. 

35 minutes ago, beelzebub said:

 

... so this is what our new 2019 Board looks like.

A gathering of Deesciples.   Attending AFLW, I presume.

17 hours ago, deanox said:

The Draft, Trade and Cheese Board?

That’s a beauty!!

this gets my vote


6 hours ago, Whispering_Jack said:

The name proposed by Deanox - “The Draft, Trade and Cheese Board” seems to have struck a Red and Blue Vein of support that’s all too rare among Demonlanders.

I therefore declare that it’s a feta accompli and without further ado, let’s kick off with the new board.

And just to help newer posters, here’s an example of how to initiate a new thread and, in doing so you might just 
Krakouer Barrel of laughs:-

The Matthew Limburger Thread

A caller just rang SEN to report that Bomber ruckman Matthew Limburger is a bit cheesed off at having to play second fiddle to Tom “Taco” Bellchambers in the ruck and is thinking of taking a dip at the trade market. 

The caller described the 202cm ruckman, who has only just turned 30, as the cream of the available big man crop and if he’s looking at topping off his great career, there would be no better place for him to do it than at Melbourne.

”He’s the Big Cheese””, the caller said.

Hearing the news made me grin because I think the story is nothing more than waffle.

A frustrated Limburger is pictured below sitting out a recent game at the MCG.

92D9DEE1-0D93-4D85-B294-5A38EA0225E6.jpeg

I am pretty cheesed off with that name.

2 hours ago, willmoy said:

Ned...seen ducking into the home of the MFC on 7th September 2018

Ned Guy, Collingwood's list boss?

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