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3 minutes ago, faultydet said:

Probably right. Should I delete it?

Um Yes.  I think that is a good idea.

 

 

I went to a ladyboy show in Thailand a couple of years ago. (With my then girlfriend.)

It wasn't at all like a strip show. Pretty much just miming and dancing. I'd imagine the Melbourne show would be fairly similar. I can't imagine it attracting much of an audience here. It's pretty much just a tourist thing to do while overseas. 

14 minutes ago, bingers said:

I went to a ladyboy show in Thailand a couple of years ago. (With my then girlfriend.)

It wasn't at all like a strip show. Pretty much just miming and dancing. I'd imagine the Melbourne show would be fairly similar. I can't imagine it attracting much of an audience here. It's pretty much just a tourist thing to do while overseas. 

so ladyboy shows have gone politically correct too. the world has gone crazy. the stuies are taking over

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On Monday, August 15, 2016 at 11:56 PM, dee-eee said:

" Some of us have tipped an awful lot of money into the club over the years.............................................".

 

On Tuesday, September 20, 2016 at 9:17 PM, Whispering_Jack said:

Heard Christopher from Camberwell on SEN this morning. He called in after KB and Dr Turf were discussing the possible damage (or otherwise) to the MFC in the event of Jesse Hogan deciding to leave the club and go home to WA. 

Not sure where he was going with his call but they awarded him free tickets to some Thai lady boy show which he graciously declined. 

Are we sure this isnt our very own RPFC?

  • 6 months later...

Haven't listened to SEN for years - flicked it on and low and behold - Chris from Camberwell was on...Chris are you a demonlander??

1 minute ago, Demonland said:

I doubt that he would be if he ever read this thread ?

However, he's very welcome anyway.

Cheers

Ahhh, did you just merge this - thanks!

 
1 hour ago, Danelska said:

Haven't listened to SEN for years - flicked it on and low and behold - Chris from Camberwell was on...Chris are you a demonlander??

How was he feeling D?

His sultry, slightly puffed tone of voice hadn't really altered @Cards13 - still asking inane questions... I suspect The Dees could when the premiership and he would either be finding fault in something, or finding fault in the fact that the commentators hadn't noticed something... 


10 minutes ago, Danelska said:

His sultry, slightly puffed tone of voice hadn't really altered @Cards13 - still asking inane questions... I suspect The Dees could when the premiership and he would either be finding fault in something, or finding fault in the fact that the commentators hadn't noticed something... 

Haha he has to be a Deelander

1 hour ago, Cards13 said:

Haha he has to be a Deelander

Who's the most opposite of Saty poster on this site?? That'd be my guess....

1 hour ago, Danelska said:

His sultry, slightly puffed tone of voice hadn't really altered @Cards13 - still asking inane questions... I suspect The Dees could when the premiership and he would either be finding fault in something, or finding fault in the fact that the commentators hadn't noticed something... 

I love the fact that people are giving Chris his answers but he just keeps talking over them, oblivious!!

it's Comedy Festival material :)

I cringe that he comes across as representative of a Melbourne supporter -  but the more I trawl through this website...

1 hour ago, small but forward said:

Who's the most opposite of Saty poster on this site?? That'd be my guess....

Eerily enough I actually met Satyriconhome at a game (long before I was on  Demonland so I can't really compare the two experiences).

Since then I have had the occasional conversation with fellow Demon supporters when I have ended up at games without my usual cadre. (Saturday @ Etihad being one case where I chatted with 3 or 4 random other Dee supporters). 

I've often wondered if any of them are on Demonland but generally refrain from asking for various reasons. 

None of the people I have met at games however, have had the uniqueness of Chris from Camberwell. 


44 minutes ago, Danelska said:

I cringe that he comes across as representative of a Melbourne supporter -  but the more I trawl through this website...

Fear not. There is rich assortment of numpties from all clubs regularly calling in to SEN.

Gotta love his passion!

Next time I see him on the mean streets of Camberwell or on the tram to the G I'll ask him if he knows how famous he is!

4 hours ago, Danelska said:

I cringe that he comes across as representative of a Melbourne supporter -  but the more I trawl through this website...

I thought this is how most others saw Melbourne supporters:

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5 minutes ago, Moonshadow said:

I thought this is how most others saw Melbourne supporters:

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I almost spat out my chardonnay....

59 minutes ago, Moonshadow said:

I thought this is how most others saw Melbourne supporters:

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Bahahahaha!

pure Gold!!


14 hours ago, Moonshadow said:

I thought this is how most others saw Melbourne supporters:

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I love the feigned looks of amusement from those around him. Priceless.

31 minutes ago, small but forward said:

I love the feigned looks of amusement from those around him. Priceless.

Yes he must have let fly with some magnificent words, everyone is cracking up!

As long as we don't become like Hawthorn....

 
1 minute ago, willmoy said:

As long as we don't become like Hawthorn....

We don't wear waste product on our jumper and let us not not forget Norm Smith mentored John Kennedy Snr during the late '50's. They were close friends. 

I wouldn'tmind winning 12 flags in 46 years if that means being like Whorethorn....

3 minutes ago, Sir Why You Little said:

We don't wear waste product on our jumper and let us not not forget Norm Smith mentored John Kennedy Snr during the late '50's. They were close friends. 

I wouldn'tmind winning 12 flags in 46 years if that means being like Whorethorn....

I was thinking more about their derogatory remarks when we were "down and out", and i used to get into their rooms at that hole of a ground.Snobby little parasites.

Then later at the MCG, bigger snobs....


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