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Round 22 Non MFC Games

Engorged Onion
in Melbourne Demons

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3 minutes ago, layzie said:

It hurts to barrack for the pies. It really does.

Just don’t. 

We need to win

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    2 minutes ago, Sir Why You Little said:

    Just don’t. 

    We need to win

    I’ll turn on that match in a sec, but I don’t want to.. 

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    8 minutes ago, Petraccattack said:

    Isnt it better if Port wins?  I must be the only mad man left who thinks we can win the last two and finish 4th-5th.

    Well I guess there may be other mad men.  But speaking for the sane brigade, let's just creep into the 8 somehow.  After that who knows.

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    17 minutes ago, Petraccattack said:

    Isnt it better if Port wins?  I must be the only mad man left who thinks we can win the last two and finish 4th-5th.

    You probably are, but I like it. 

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    BLOW the final siren now!

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    17 hours ago, Brownie said:

    Got on Essendon at $2.40 earlier in the week.

    Tiges got nothing to play for

    Wouldn’t mind port winning and Geelong and norf losing. Let’s hope the footy gods hear.

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    4 hours ago, Dee Zephyr said:

    I guess we all see things differently, God Bless these Bombers fans on their footy page. Not even on Demonland do I believe we would stoop to ‘bin juice’ delusional levels if there was such a huge discrepancy in our favour.

    ‘See, I don’t think the umps were kind at all. I don’t think they paid us a single free that wasn’t a blatant free. On the other side I reckon they didn’t pay a couple of genuine ones against Richmond that cost us 3 goals at least’.

     

    It must be so hard to come to grips with reality when one is sooooooooo lucky to have a "Team" in the AFL.......

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    Filth and port a dreadful game.

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    3 minutes ago, doc roet said:

    Expection too much.

    Harsh as...

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    750,000 a year for Polec with efforts like that? Good luck North!

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    The "Port Collapses" theory has been Melbourne's best chance of finals for a while now, and the dream is still alive

    #BradburyPlan

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    Nicholls just paid Boak a mark that was knocked out as soon as it hits his hands and the filth player got all ball.

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    1 hour ago, TeamPlayedFine39 said:

    Plenty of examples from a 30 second google search.

     

    https://www.theage.com.au/sport/afl/melbourne-demons-coach-simon-goodwin-claims-umpires-are-clogging-the-centre-corridor-20170614-gwqmhj.html

    http://m.afl.com.au/news/2018-07-22/dees-want-answers-on-staggering-free-kick

    http://m.melbournefc.com.au/news/2018-07-22/goodwin-staggered-by-ruck-infringement

    https://amp.heraldsun.com.au/sport/afl/teams/melbourne/simon-goodwin-questions-max-gawn-free-kick-count-against-st-kilda/news-story/c58b772ab1fc8d2300372d3f93d98e0f

    http://m.afl.com.au/news/2017-08-13/goodwin-postmatch-r21

     

    Imagine how much Goody would get screwed by the "media" if he," who is below all learned coaching type people" kicked up a row about unfair maggot practices and it leaked out in a winging way to selected outlets right at the wrong time ie now....... 

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    2 minutes ago, Gorgoroth said:

    Nicholls just paid Boak a mark that was knocked out as soon as it hits his hands and the filth player got all ball.

    Dud decision. The guy was right here too. 

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    Just now, Wadda We Sing said:

    Go Freo.....a few points up.

    I’ve switched to this one now. They’re having a dip. 

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    Just now, layzie said:

    I’ve switched to this one now. They’re having a dip. 

    Looks like no 100pt win today.......25 mins 1.5.11

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    3 minutes ago, layzie said:

    I’ve switched to this one now. They’re having a dip. 

     

    4 minutes ago, Wadda We Sing said:

    Go Freo.....a few points up.

    Free will have to be 40 points up at 3-quarter time before i'll give them a chance at that pigstie.

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