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  Melbourne Attribute Gold Coast  
186.7cm Height 187.1cm
87.3kg Weight 82.6kg
24yr 11mth Age 23yr 3mth
94.0 Games 65.3

 

Slightly shorter yet nearly 5kg on average heavier.

Total Players By Games
  Melbourne Games Gold Coast  
5 Less than 50 11
10 50 to 99 8
3 100 to 149 1
4 150 or more 2
 
46 minutes ago, Sir Why You Little said:

CRUSH KILL DESTROY

Hahaha

Lost in Space

 
7 hours ago, Clint Bizkit said:

Perfect weather is forecast, should be a great crowd and a percentage-boosting flogging.

Love that you've taken the 'ultra pessimist' tag to heart.

Just now, ProDee said:

Hahaha

Lost in Space

Dr Who... Darlek talk


God that Jarrod Witts is a monstar..

5 minutes ago, hardtack said:

Dr Who... Darlek talk

Darleks “Exterminate “

 

Why on earth did Jones fight Oliver for the ball just then.  Oliver was off if Jones let it go, instead Jones gets caught HTB!!!


Suns bringing it early but this will drop off. Dees by 60.

btw Hogan wtf

How long was that kick!??

Liking Frost early. He's our missing link. He plays in those midyear losses and we win IMO.

5 hours ago, Wiseblood said:

Couldn't be more confident if I tried. 

Dees by 10 goals! 

Pessimist


2 minutes ago, Deemented Are Go! said:

Unable to watch live - what did hogan do?

Bad fumble under no pressure...

2 minutes ago, Deemented Are Go! said:

Unable to watch live - what did hogan do?

Dropped a simple mark. His groundwork is relatively good for a bigman but he cannot take one to save himself.

Dees 19-0 Suns

Looking like an absolute smashing today.

Move Jones to the forward pocket all game today.

Plan for the future.


Right, so your not allowed to kick the ball into the fence.....wtf??

....only against us...fmd.

Was that paid against Jones for time wasting for kicking it away?

 
1 minute ago, deanox said:

Was that paid against Jones for time wasting for kicking it away?

Yup....not sure if time wasting???....dissent??

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