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This club kills me

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1-  190 Point loss to lions 

2-  186 Point loss to Cats 

3-  1988 grand final smashed by hawks

4-  2000 grand final smashed by bombers 

5-  prelim loss to Hawks in 1987 after the siren

6-  1992 loss to bombers after being 41 points up 2 minutes last quarter

7- NOW THIS 2018 loss after the siren to Cats after being 29 points up at 3 minute mark (Cats kick 8 straight) 

8-  1990 loss to eagles after beating hawks twice in 2 weeks (we had a premiership chance)

9-  2018 loss to Cats after Gawn misses shot from 15 metres in front

10-  loss to swans in 1993 after Ron Barrassi takes over at swans 

 

111 point loss to Geelong in Paul Roos last game.

They knew they'd win tonight even when 5 goals down in the 4th, why would they respect us?

 

This club is [censored]. I feel like we're so horrible we can somehow defy the laws of the universe to find new ways to [censored] up.


My wife had to leave the lounge as i was cursing that much. Worse feeling than Rd 23 last year.

You're forgetting the club sending members finals reminders just before losing to Collingwood last year to miss finals by .5 percent. Tonight's game hurt almost as much. Perhaps more.

 
5 minutes ago, spirit of norm smith said:

I cannot even calm down

angry

disappointed

frustrated

sad

gutted

jealous

downcast

fuc$$angry 

 

I need to find the finest psychiatrist in the land to get my head right after yet another shizen loss!


When we needed to dig deep  and get in and under and scrap hard in the last 10 minutes we just couldn't do it. We are mentally frail and when you are 29 points in the last and doing it easy enough after working hard for 3 quarters and winning the quarters you should be in a winning position. We couldn't wipe the smirk off Scotts face. I am guttered and it is mentally scarring myself as well. I am sure it is hurting many of us. I hope for %$@# sake we click and decide that we have to beat the these teams around us to be a better team..........

I said enough l have had enough however l didn't think l would take this as hard from a loss. Well l did . I am shattered.

 

3 minutes ago, nosoupforme said:

When we needed to dig deep  and get in and under and scrap hard in the last 10 minutes we just couldn't do it. We are mentally frail and when you are 29 points in the last and doing it easy enough after working hard for 3 quarters and winning the quarters you should be in a winning position. We couldn't wipe the smirk off Scotts face. I am guttered and it is mentally scarring myself as well. I am sure it is hurting many of us. I hope for %$@# sake we click and decide that we have to beat the these teams around us to be a better team..........

I said enough l have had enough however l didn't think l would take this as hard from a loss. Well l did . I am shattered.

 

Yep I'm nearly Over and Out 

Cant keep puting in emotional energy to see us fail time and time and time again,

When it counts!

Norm Smith Curse alive and well!

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Shattered

petracca bomb - why

jkh miss with 90 seconds to play- not care enough  it was poor

vince punch - should have marked it

anb soft toe poke - get the footy

you have to win the footy and keep it 

we lost our heads seriously 

1 minute ago, Allen Jakovich said:

The players panicked. As usual.

I think the coach panicked myself. He has no idea about defending

as i said in another thread. Who gives a flying F if we have 115% for only 11 wins


2 minutes ago, Sir Why You Little said:

I think the coach panicked myself. He has no idea about defending

as i said in another thread. Who gives a flying F if we have 115% for only 11 wins

Flat track bullies. When things are good, everything’s groovy. The moment an ounce of pressure is applied we go to water (on field and in the box)

1 minute ago, Demon Disciple said:

Flat track bullies. When things are good, everything’s groovy. The moment an ounce of pressure is applied we go to water (on field and in the box)

Sadly it continues....

52 minutes ago, Lord Travis said:

This club is [censored]. I feel like we're so horrible we can somehow defy the laws of the universe to find new ways to [censored] up.

Defy the laws of the universal to find new ways to [censored] up. #Classic#Ijusthadtolaugh

#Souldeestroyingloss


Chokers ...effing chokers!  Yes they kill their supporters,  there’s nothing more to be said.

I’m not angry, i’m just astounded how this club continues to find new ways to disappoint us.

How a team can give up a 5 goal lead, after kicking 5 straight goals to establish such momentum, and lose is inexcusable.

First angry, then gutted, then dissolutioned, then sad, then forgiving, then [censored] angry again, think I’ll stay with angry??????

 

What could Simon Goodwin possibly say in his Press Conference. 

All the blame lay fairly and squarely at his feet. He such a stubborn bastard in terms of his tactical nouse eg killing a game or nullifying a player when hot eg Hawkins.

He either doesnt know how to implement such tactics or he is such a stubborn, stupid, moronic Manager of Men.

Going to switch off for week, no SEN radio, no footy tv shows, no nothing, not listening


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