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When we beat Geelong, I will...

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The last time I created a thread like this it was last year and we went on to smash the Crows in Adelaide.

Will it work a second time? Let's cross everything and hope so..

Anyway, when we beat Geelong, I will... be wondering why I didn't tip us.

 
3 minutes ago, McQueen said:

The last time I created a thread like this it was last year and we went on to smash the Crows in Adelaide.

Will it work a second time? Let's cross everything and hope so..

Anyway, when we beat Geelong, I will... be wondering why I didn't tip us.

... get you to create a similar thread before the Adelaide game next week ?

2 minutes ago, McQueen said:

The last time I created a thread like this it was last year and we went on to smash the Crows in Adelaide.

Will it work a second time? Let's cross everything and hope so..

Anyway, when we beat Geelong, I will... be wondering why I didn't tip us.

I love these threads Mc, real funny seeing how stupid everyone tries to get. Imagine the GF one......

 

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4 minutes ago, Red and Bluebeard said:

... get you to create a similar thread before the Adelaide game next week ?

It'll be hard to resist..

Would have never looked forward to work on a Monday like I would this Monday.

but instead I expect to cop a battering at work all week.

 
5 minutes ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

Book my flights for round 1 of the finals. What could go wrong? 

I second this.

Realise that there is still a chance for Top Four!


Enjoy the drive back to Melbourne ..  oh. And not gloat to my cats supporting mate 

… be elated that Max kicked the winning goal.


3 minutes ago, Demonland said:

To be fair Geelong will be out of the 8 at that stage so ....

Haha! We’re screwed, put your MFCSS hat on and wear it with pride, our season is doomed ?

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Be calling for heads to roll that we didn't win by more

notify the chartered Sikorsky I have hovering over Kilauea where I summarily deposited my lid post saints game to ready the extraction team whilst in parallel notifying cape Canaveral I'll be scheduling a lid launch into the deep reaches of the cosmos. 

When we beat Geelong... I will be racing home to put a good celebration video on with a box of tissues...

IF we win by more than 187 points even those well known posters here who cant allow themselves to be happy about anything may nearly be happy, though no doubt they will find a load of negatives.

2 hours ago, Bravo Oscar, Bravo said:

Enjoy the drive back to Melbourne ..  oh. And not gloat to my cats supporting mate 

Saturday night game. Likely to knock of a few bottles if we win so , if we win, feel like [censored] on Sunday!


dance down the street & jump into an amsterdam canal for a dip

Get arrested in public doing something that I shouldn’t!

 
29 minutes ago, monoccular said:

IF we win by more than 187 points even those well known posters here who cant allow themselves to be happy about anything may nearly be happy, though no doubt they will find a load of negatives.

I can see numerous issues with winning by 187, especially if it's 199-12- didn't crack 200 pts, didn't win by 200


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