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On 5/31/2018 at 2:05 PM, binman said:

Well, if my memory serves me correctly the 'he' is doctor operating in the Brighton area. That should narrow it down a bit. 

ah, Dr Wu !

 
On 6/17/2018 at 11:39 AM, Is Dom Is Good said:

Anyone who doesn't think Gaff should be our main priority does not understand football. We have the inside ball winners covered, we lack outside run at times and this guy is one of the best. Plus anyone saying he isn't a competitor, he's averaging the most in his career so has improved in this area.

We should be in the box seat as we can still offer a bit of cash but have the potential success card up our sleeves. Carlton, Saints and even North can't provide that.

understand footy, watts to understand?    Gaff the clearance king?

https://www.footywire.com/afl/footy/pc-adelaide-crows--rory-sloane

10 hours ago, Petraccattack said:

You're right.  Lets ban all Game Day threads.

Those who do not toe the company line like Lord Saty must be silenced at all costs.

Has he answered the question yet??

11 hours ago, WERRIDEE said:

You'll never be on my ignore list like Dazzle and Wiseblood you are a legend on here, but you are wrong about Gaff.

What an honour.

 
55 minutes ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

I spoke to my source last week, the long and the short of it is if Gaff signs with us he will be a Demon. 

deep


3 minutes ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

Make no mistake. 

I hear if you can train yourself to say that at the start (or end of) every sentence you utter then you are guaranteed a commentary job at Channel 7 with a weekly seat at the Talking Footy table. 

3 minutes ago, Robot Devil said:

I hear if you can train yourself to say that at the start (or end of) every sentence you utter then you are guaranteed a commentary job at Channel 7 with a weekly seat at the Talking Footy table. 

So true. That guy who styles himself on Conan O’Brien loves it. 

 
1 hour ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

I spoke to my source last week, the long and the short of it is if Gaff signs with us he will be a Demon. 

Well I got the opposite info. I was told if he doesn't sign with us he won't be a Demon..


5 minutes ago, Redleg said:

Well I got the opposite info. I was told if he doesn't sign with us he won't be a Demon..

Ha, I was about to seek clarification on that,

Is Ethan actually saying if Gaff signs with anyone it will be with the Demons or is he taking the p!ss

I so confusion

1 minute ago, timbo said:

Ha, I was about to seek clarification on that,

Is Ethan actually saying if Gaff signs with anyone it will be with the Demons or is he taking the p!ss

I so confusion

Think Urine.

5 minutes ago, Redleg said:

Well I got the opposite info. I was told if he doesn't sign with us he won't be a Demon..

I've got different intel. I heard from a reliable source he is going to sign with North Melbourne, whitepaper the north out and play with us. 

2 hours ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

I spoke to my source last week, the long and the short of it is if Gaff signs with us he will be a Demon. 

Thanks mate, you have evolved beyond your trade breaking days to the inside info upper echelon! Congrats!

4 hours ago, Is Dom Is Good said:

Sloane is not the player we need. Similar to a lot of our other mids. We need to diversify!

I don't agree; we have a lot of coalface operators,,, 1st touch merchants, but we need 2nd touch clearance type players with fine skills, who can take the ball out of the traffic, & deliver it to our players on the outside.

Sloane is handy, both in tight traffic, and also when he's out in some space.  He can kick a goal on the run, and he finds his targets, with the ball.

 

We do NOT need, pure outside footballers.


Sloane joins Melbourne

 

well Rory's sister has !!

23 minutes ago, markc said:

Sloane joins Melbourne

 

well Rory's sister has !!

fantastic. 

11 minutes ago, Gorgoroth said:

First Shae, then Rory... then THE WORLD!!!

I truly hope so.

Rory would make a great addition to our chances, IF he does come back to Vic.


20 minutes ago, McQueen said:

They are making sure they get full value for him if he leaves as an FA.  A first round comp pick from the AFL will be around 16 to 20. 

A forced trade will net a much better result especially if he wins or comes close to winning the Brownlow.  A six year deal will be quite an offer for other clubs to top.  Hard to see him leaving.

If he were to come to us he will be expensive in both contract and trade terms. 

Edited by Lucifer's Hero

9 minutes ago, McQueen said:

That sort of long term, big money contract, will probably succeed. I think he will stay an Eagle.

He has driven his price and deal up and that was probably the aim of the exercise.

 

Edited by Redleg

 

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